"What do you do?"

lilmasta

Elite Member

May 21, 2009

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• Feb 2, 2015

• #21

Aty said:

Hmm ... you could tell them you're a plastic surgeon.

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Vanrithy

Power Member

Jun 11, 2013

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• Feb 2, 2015

• #22

Whatever as long as I could pay my bill, they won't mind my business!
There's no need to explain more detail to people who have no clue about it!

 

DanTe_0101

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Mar 2, 2012

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• Feb 2, 2015

• #23

SirLoki said:

I say I'm an Internet Marketer, I'm the guy who asks you if you want a bigger penis !

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haha this.

my friends know what i actually do(kind of) but when they introduce me to others they ask "U ever get crappy popups all time? He is the one to blame haha"


ps i love these thread lol keep em coming

 

PinguSpy

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Dec 7, 2007

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• Feb 2, 2015

• #24

I always said this.

And it works.


"doing marketing for company website"

 

djw1606

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Jan 24, 2014

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• Feb 2, 2015

• #25

"I distract skateboarders and bmx riders and film them as they smash their faces into the ground to upload to Youtube"

"Really? I have seen some of those."

"Thanks. I got paid for that"


That's one way to deal with the question. Make it as basic as possible, and tell them that you have profited from them.

 

dandan594594

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Jan 31, 2013

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• Feb 2, 2015

• #26

As said it depends on the person asking. Women: "I own a portfolio of virtual real estate" Men: "Help manipulate internet traffic and search engines in favour of myself and clients" Friends and Family: "I am a blackhat marketer, it is a long story!"

 

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hiddenwriter

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Jan 27, 2013

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• Feb 3, 2015

• #27

SirLoki said:

I say I'm an Internet Marketer, I'm the guy who asks you if you want a bigger penis !

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hehehe like this