What do internet marketers all day?

Get up at 8 am or 10 am or 1 pm
Eat something I find on the kitchen counter or dig around in the fridge, consider if I should reheat last night's meal...naw, just eat it as is.

11 am (usually) sit at the computer or go to the store and buy food for the day. Usually too aroused to focus on IM or anything else so watch porn for a few hours (normally 3 or 4). Edge until too sweaty and then finish. Take shower afterwards.

Eat some cereal and then go back upstairs.

Sometime after 2 or 3 pm, sister wakes up and cooks something for us (I just buy the ingredients, she does most of the cooking, lol). Wash dishes afterwards (I'm the house maid around these parts).

Have a serious discussion and then wonder why I'm not filthy rich yet.

Try to focus on work, get distracted by something on YouTube. Consider if I should play some video game, but continue working and studying (usually).

Sometimes I study history, sometimes I practice the guitar and sometimes try to figure out how to read Japanese.

7 or 8 pm or later dinner time

Sometime after 9 or 10 pm I stop working and try to cool off with some gaming or a movie. Something sexual catches my eye and get aroused. It's fap time until 2 am or 3 am or 4 am (sometimes to 6 am and beyond). Then wonder where the effing time went.

Go to sleep at 3 am or 4 am or 5 am and then repeat the process the next day. Only get 5 or 6 hours of sleep during summer.

My hours always vary and I can never remember exactly what I did the other week.

Weekends? Well, I try not to work on saturdays and on sunday (or friday) buy a bunch of food at the market. Don't take a bus but walk all over the place (even uphill) like a boss. That's my exercise, fuarking walking everywhere, usually with 20+ kg for kilometers. That and pull ups + push ups. No A/C during summer, only a small fan next to my face at all times.

Once a week- I buy 6 x 1.5L bottles of mineral water (With the backpack that's 10kg) and walk back. I also get water from a public well with 2 x 6L bottles.
Last year I was doing 4 x 6L bottles and it's a real bitch to carry when it is -20 C outside @ winter time. I also did regular work outs with a small 16kg dumbbell.

I generally have a strong libido and high testosterone and must put my energy into something or I can easily get aggressive. It also doesn't help that I often have high blood pressure and hypoglycemia.

When will it be mine turn to be like Saitama?​

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I read "The 4-Hour Work Week" and then got fired.
 
I love this one make some mad make some inspired

I get up i then check car still there go toilet
Turn computer on check paypal balance from night before , go breakfast , watch tv, relax
Look at holiday books , go on computer and repeat a project that already working for more cash , i say on a day i do around 2 hours work but when on a project 10 to 16 hrs till project finish i then go bed for around couple days , i got all me afflicates to send a email when i make a sale , so hearing that while trying to sleep is nice ....... Love it , love life

Currently

Ppc / adsense
Video /adsence
Uploading pics/videos /affilcate

My main income was from

php/mysql/html/xhtml/css/jquery

Know internet marketing ill never look back!
 
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I was finding good niches in bhw, but I find out that im the only one here in our house. So I immediately masturbate and after that I continued searching p0rn niches.
 
I was finding good niches in bhw, but I find out that im the only one here in our house. So I immediately masturbate and after that I continued searching p0rn niches.
What kind of porn are you into? One legged ginger haired midget porn? Yeah that is the shit.
 
Get up at 6.30am research keyphrases build new product pages start building campaign check all running campaigns scrape new lists program new bot in vb6 test out new software check rank tracker new ideas for new products it's 12.30 at night now. Sleep. No kidding.
 
wake up. bhw, sleep, next day the same, ...except weekends,
 
We all sound so boaring like where waiting to die.

Come on we do more then this.

Get in our flash cars ,buy cloths ,go food shopping ,pay bills ,have head heigh while walking on the streets knowing ill never be like that , while looking at shop workers ....

Fill good being a internet marketer .....

Inspire overs , like my car broke so i scaped it and got another but i made the internet make the cash , so i selected what i wanted and four days later got it brand new .... X

Nothink is impossable working on the internet.

My tv blow up ,so looked around see these 55 inch only cheap know, buy the time i made me mind up what one i wanted , i already made the cash lol

Went mums her washing meachine was broke must be fate looked at my adsence made just enough get mum new washer ...

These storys are real but inspire people....

I went on holiday to France, run out off cash fort dam , went check my bank just for a encase , made 17 sales the week before money came thru , what magic brillaint.

Internet marketing not all doom and bloom

I have been speaking to people online on skype telling me it last day to earn or there out even evicted from rent , afther chatting i here the ping , afflicate sale yes i here , He had a huge commission sale his end ......

Somethink always happends online.

If you work hard and every single day it pays off ...
 
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I still don't know when can you call yourself an IM lol
 
Here's mine. On the verge of a meltdown :) Oh and unlike everyone, I start at last night's bed time....

3am bed after working
4am wake up after being shouted at by my 2 year old to come through to her room. Sit on bed, tell her it's wayyyy to early, she sleeps, I have to wait 20 mins. 4:20am go back to bed
4:33am wake up after being shouted at by my 2 year old to come through to her room. Sit on bed, tell her it's wayyyy to early, she sleeps, I have to wait 20 mins.
5am wake up after being shouted at by my 2 year old to come through to her room. Sit on bed, tell her it's wayyyy to early, she sleeps, I have to wait 20 mins. 5:20am go back to bed
5:33am wake up after being shouted at by my 2 year old to come through to her room. Sit on bed, tell her it's wayyyy to early, she sleeps, I have to wait 20 mins.
6am wake up after being shouted at by my 2 year old that she needs a wee.
6:10am sleep on sofa, while getting toys thrown at me
7am give her breakfast while I have 5 coffees (almond milk though as I'm not a calf)
8am play games, teach her stuff, do a 'make-shift' nursery exercise, take her to the park, for a walk or to the shops
10am 5 more coffees since 8am. Mid-morning snack for daughter.
11am wife gets up, she suffers from severe depression
11:30am lunch for all of us
1pm daughter naps, I try and smash out some work, answer emails, chat to clients, do my own IM or have to take her out in the car to sleep as it works almost instantly.
2:30pm daughter wakes up and madness ensues
4:30pm dinner time
5pm play time, in the garden, on the beach (close by) or whatever she fancies
6:30pm bath time and bed time
8pm finally asleep (it has been 11pm a few times...)
8:30-9pm chat to wife, almost get divorced for the millionth time, explain why I'm tired and why I fell asleep at my desk again, try to make things better - she goes to bed at 9pm.
9pm work work work work, schedule email responses (Right InBox is a life saver), IM, IM, IM, write reports, IM, IM
3am, eyes burning, need to sleep

And repeat. I can't bring myself to put her in nursery and let some half-wit bring my daughter up and wife won't go to the doctors. In other words, this is life and I have to live it. I love both of them, but it's fucking draining. I've had to take them 150 miles away for her asshole mother to look after them both (she doesn't know about my wife's depression though no one does) as I have 5 new clients I'm meeting on the 20th and need to prepare, write proposals and try and catch up. I'm drinking vodka and working my ass off (and writing this post as it's like therapy, so thanks :-)

Maybe I'll get some sleep tonight or at least a lie in. I've taken the doorbell battery out and phone is getting turned off. If the dogs bark I'll probably cut their heads off.
 
Here's mine. On the verge of a meltdown :) Oh and unlike everyone, I start at last night's bed time....

3am bed after working
4am wake up after being shouted at by my 2 year old to come through to her room. Sit on bed, tell her it's wayyyy to early, she sleeps, I have to wait 20 mins. 4:20am go back to bed
4:33am wake up after being shouted at by my 2 year old to come through to her room. Sit on bed, tell her it's wayyyy to early, she sleeps, I have to wait 20 mins.
5am wake up after being shouted at by my 2 year old to come through to her room. Sit on bed, tell her it's wayyyy to early, she sleeps, I have to wait 20 mins. 5:20am go back to bed
5:33am wake up after being shouted at by my 2 year old to come through to her room. Sit on bed, tell her it's wayyyy to early, she sleeps, I have to wait 20 mins.
6am wake up after being shouted at by my 2 year old that she needs a wee.
6:10am sleep on sofa, while getting toys thrown at me
7am give her breakfast while I have 5 coffees (almond milk though as I'm not a calf)
8am play games, teach her stuff, do a 'make-shift' nursery exercise, take her to the park, for a walk or to the shops
10am 5 more coffees since 8am. Mid-morning snack for daughter.
11am wife gets up, she suffers from severe depression
11:30am lunch for all of us
1pm daughter naps, I try and smash out some work, answer emails, chat to clients, do my own IM or have to take her out in the car to sleep as it works almost instantly.
2:30pm daughter wakes up and madness ensues
4:30pm dinner time
5pm play time, in the garden, on the beach (close by) or whatever she fancies
6:30pm bath time and bed time
8pm finally asleep (it has been 11pm a few times...)
8:30-9pm chat to wife, almost get divorced for the millionth time, explain why I'm tired and why I fell asleep at my desk again, try to make things better - she goes to bed at 9pm.
9pm work work work work, schedule email responses (Right InBox is a life saver), IM, IM, IM, write reports, IM, IM
3am, eyes burning, need to sleep

And repeat. I can't bring myself to put her in nursery and let some half-wit bring my daughter up and wife won't go to the doctors. In other words, this is life and I have to live it. I love both of them, but it's fucking draining. I've had to take them 150 miles away for her asshole mother to look after them both (she doesn't know about my wife's depression though no one does) as I have 5 new clients I'm meeting on the 20th and need to prepare, write proposals and try and catch up. I'm drinking vodka and working my ass off (and writing this post as it's like therapy, so thanks :)

Maybe I'll get some sleep tonight or at least a lie in. I've taken the doorbell battery out and phone is getting turned off. If the dogs bark I'll probably cut their heads off.

That not funny , your a grate dad that we can all tell, your doing better then million of over fathers , i dont think hiding the depression helps your wife , she needs help but i am no doctor, good for you your daughter will always remember how you looked afther her well done....

I dont no how the hell you run a im business your a Guinness

Maybe you should see a doctor to much stress going on...
 
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