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Nonilol
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aahaahahhahaha congrats !
howard_hughes
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Two Ladies Were Sitting Quietly...
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a colony of ants walked up to him carrying the Bible on their backs.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book from the ants, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the ants. "Your name is written inside the cover."
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a colony of ants walked up to him carrying the Bible on their backs.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book from the ants, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the ants. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Smurfmeister
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I've set up a website for depressed tennis players.
The servers are down.
The servers are down.
jaopet2000
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Granny went do doctor with problem.
Granny: Doc when I fart it doesn't smell at all or even hear! No sound, no smell! When i speak this it happened 100 times.
Doc: Well, I must prescribe you a pills. Drink this and come again for about a week to see what to do next. Granny drank prescribed pills and comes after week into docs office saying:
Granny: Those pills are a waste. Just small progression. I still fart, still no sound of fart, but just smells awful.
Doc: OK! We fixed your nose, just to fix ears next!!!...
Granny: Doc when I fart it doesn't smell at all or even hear! No sound, no smell! When i speak this it happened 100 times.
Doc: Well, I must prescribe you a pills. Drink this and come again for about a week to see what to do next. Granny drank prescribed pills and comes after week into docs office saying:
Granny: Those pills are a waste. Just small progression. I still fart, still no sound of fart, but just smells awful.
Doc: OK! We fixed your nose, just to fix ears next!!!...
Conor
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Why did the plumber cry?
Because I killed his whole family
That's not very nice. Who kills the family of a plumber?
In any case, I went on a cruise once. The DJ was playing the crappiest music I've ever heard. So I threw his laptop overboard.
Now there's a Dell rolling in the deep.
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BreaknBrix
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How do you make a BHW noob dance?