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Tell any joke...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by dragansk, Jan 8, 2016.

  1. dragansk

    dragansk Newbie

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    Let's to laugh. Laughter prolongs the life. :)
    This is my first joke here:
    A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally the boy drops his pants and says: Here?s something I have that you?ll never have. The little girl is pretty upset by this since it is clearly true and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says: My mommy says that with one of these I can have as many of those as I want! :)))
     
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    Whatis the need 4 the thread here? no use in marketing or business.
     
  3. apex1

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    it's in the lounge section
     
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    Freedom in the US.
     
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    What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
     
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    An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
    "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

    "I'm going down to give blood."

    "How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

    "About $30."

    "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."

    The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator.

    The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

    "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

    "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
     
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    I was going to enter the Boston Marathon this year, but the entry fee was an arm and a leg
     
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    You deserve a WSO!
     
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    A man comes home after a rough day of work, when his girlfriend says:

    "Honey, I'm pregnant"

    The man angrily responds with: "How is that even possible? I've used condoms"

    To which the girl responds with: "Don't be mad at me, the mail man did it."

    (Yeah it sucks, I know. Couldn't think of something else :p)
     
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    Your bank account balance.
     
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    Content is more important than links :nana:
     
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    heeheh3h3heh3heh333 cmon laugh guys !!
     
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    hahieahe u made my day nyce
     
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    why did the little boy fall off the swings?


    because he had no arms
     
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    A goat is watching an obese woman pleasure herself.

    The goat says to the woman, "NERRRRRRRR"

    Splash, splash, splash, goes the woman. Feverishly pleasuring herself.

    The goat say "VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPP"

    End
     
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    Why do orphans suck at baseball....


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    Because they don't know where home is
     
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    A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down.
    The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house.
    The blonde says: That's OK. Why don't you check it and forward me what I got? :D
     
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