Sorry Mr Newbie, we will try harder to obey your rules.
Tell any joke...
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Sorry Mr Newbie, we will try harder to obey your rules.
I don't know why, but this is the only one that made me laugh, thanks!
MuayThai
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A blind man walks into a bar. The blind man sits down, thinking he'd break the ice with the bartender by asking "Wanna hear a blond joke?" In a hushed voice, a man beside him says "Before you tell that joke, you should know our bartender is blonde, or bouncer is blond, I'm a 6'4" black belt, the man sitting on the other side of me is 6'2, 250lbs, and a rugby player. The guy sitting next to you is pushing 300, 6'6, and he's a wrestler. We're all blond. Do you really wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man sat for a second, thinking over the odds and then replied "Nah, not if I have to explain it five times."
The blind man sat for a second, thinking over the odds and then replied "Nah, not if I have to explain it five times."
Sherb
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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?
A pair of gloves.
Nah just kidding, he's still trying to open his gifts.
blogzandstuff
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Two fish in a tank....
One turns to the other and says " Do you know how to drive this thing ?"
One turns to the other and says " Do you know how to drive this thing ?"
m.rvs2141
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secretary comes to Pope and says:
-Your Grace! In the waiting room sits an old Jew, well, very old and sits 2 weeks already ...he asks for audience.
Well, let him in.
Very old Jewish enter the room ....
Dad:
-How can I help you?
Old Jew gets from his bag picture << >> The Last Supper shows it to Pope and asks:
-This Is your people?
Dad proudly replies:
- Our! But why are you asking?
Old Jew:
- They have not paid off the table ...
-Your Grace! In the waiting room sits an old Jew, well, very old and sits 2 weeks already ...he asks for audience.
Well, let him in.
Very old Jewish enter the room ....
Dad:
-How can I help you?
Old Jew gets from his bag picture << >> The Last Supper shows it to Pope and asks:
-This Is your people?
Dad proudly replies:
- Our! But why are you asking?
Old Jew:
- They have not paid off the table ...
Capo Dei Capi
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So I heard that the hackers "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists now!
blogzandstuff
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Two blokes sitting at a bar, suddenly the first one gets up and starts pushing the second.
" I've slept with your mother "
Second man just sits there
First man says it again " I've slept with your mother "
Second man stands up and says " Look Dad go home your pissed "
" I've slept with your mother "
Second man just sits there
First man says it again " I've slept with your mother "
Second man stands up and says " Look Dad go home your pissed "
blogzandstuff
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You type well though!
Capo Dei Capi
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I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese another one will float by any minute now.
Stiletto
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Here's one money making related. I dunno, maybe you'll be able to add your own twist...
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub.
An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.
"Fishing," replied the old man.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman. So he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.
Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, "And how many have you caught?"
"You're the eighth."
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub.
An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.
"Fishing," replied the old man.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman. So he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.
Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, "And how many have you caught?"
"You're the eighth."
Google voice and a pencil strapped to my head is sufficient.
Guys! Guess who just purchased Jr VIP
Not Ceosam is it?