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Suddenly, Weird Food Cravings Appear!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Reaver, May 16, 2017.

  1. Reaver

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    I just got a craving for chocolate ice cream.

    Guys, I HATE chocolate ice cream. It is my least favorite ice cream flavor on the planet. I would rather lick a wall than eat chocolate ice cream.

    But I was just browsing the forum and a powerful feeling came out of nowhere: I WANT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!

    I'm debating going to the store to get a small, personal serving or an ice cream sandwich or something.

    I tried licking the wall but it's not the same thing.

    Have you ever had a craving for a food you hate just hit you out of nowhere?
     
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    Never dear, go see a doctor and chocolate ice cream is my favorite sir.
     
  3. Reaver

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    Get out. I don't like you.
     
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    My missus did when she was.......

    Pregnant!!!!
     
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    Having babies is pretty impossible for me, so that def is not it.
     
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    Just a thought.;)
     
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  8. Reaver

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    I won't be sleeping anytime soon.

    Thanks.
     
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  9. AryabhattZero

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    Maybe it's the "Lick the wall" craving..
     
  10. Neon

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    yes dear because if you have a baby you will eat it cuz you hungry !
     
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    Maybe. But the wall is a consenting inanimate object, so I am well within my rights to lick it.

    Btw, I absolutely love your avatar.

    I'm not a dingo you dingus. Get out.
     
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    Weed would explain the situation
     
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    It would if I smoked it. I do not.
     
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    Haha, great success my dear friends, my love spell worked!!

    While I was concocting the secret potion, I was eating a klondike bar and it accidentally dripped into the cauldron. I'm sorry my dear NeverInvisible, I should have been more careful...but there's nothing like a new taste to spice up your life, right? ;)
     
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  15. Neon

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    Yessssssss good job !!! She can't get away now, counterspell is never going to work !!!
     
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    What did I miss here? OP and pewep are having a baby?

    Lovely :)
     
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    I got chocolate ice cream in my fridge if you want to eat it. or you can try taking smell of your old socks it will help you.
     
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    No, but there was a time where no matter what I ate, everything tasted bitter to me.

    Lately, we buy this Ice Cream ...

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    It's pretty good.
     
  19. Reaver

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    I just drank a Coke.

    Your spell doesn't work against artficially flavored carbonated water sweetened with high fructose corn syrup @pewep. Coke eats away at everything including your kidneys, the rust on your car battery and oil spots in your driveway. It has no problem destroying your magic.

    I win this round.
     
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  20. Zwielicht

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    Uh-huh, keep going.

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