Suddenly, Weird Food Cravings Appear!

[Reaver]

I just got a craving for chocolate ice cream.

Guys, I HATE chocolate ice cream. It is my least favorite ice cream flavor on the planet. I would rather lick a wall than eat chocolate ice cream.

But I was just browsing the forum and a powerful feeling came out of nowhere: I WANT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!

I'm debating going to the store to get a small, personal serving or an ice cream sandwich or something.

I tried licking the wall but it's not the same thing.

Have you ever had a craving for a food you hate just hit you out of nowhere?

 

[Deleted member 719276]

Never dear, go see a doctor and chocolate ice cream is my favorite sir.

 

[Reaver]

Never dear, go see a doctor and chocolate ice cream is my favorite sir.

Get out. I don't like you.

 

[Deleted member 720373]

My missus did when she was.......

Pregnant!!!!

 

[Reaver]

My missus did when she was.......

Pregnant!!!!

Having babies is pretty impossible for me, so that def is not it.

 

[Deleted member 720373]

Having babies is pretty impossible for me, so that def is not it.

Just a thought.

 

[SpoonFeeder]

Watch out! @pewep might be standing behind your door.

 

[Reaver]

Watch out! @pewep might be standing behind your door.

I won't be sleeping anytime soon.

Thanks.

 

[AryabhattZero]

Maybe it's the "Lick the wall" craving..

 

[Deleted member 719276]

Having babies is pretty impossible for me, so that def is not it.

yes dear because if you have a baby you will eat it cuz you hungry !

 

[Reaver]

Maybe it's the "Lick the wall" craving..

Maybe. But the wall is a consenting inanimate object, so I am well within my rights to lick it.

Btw, I absolutely love your avatar.

yes dear because if you have a baby you will eat it cuz you hungry !

I'm not a dingo you dingus. Get out.

 

[Heiko]

Weed would explain the situation

 

[Reaver]

Weed would explain the situation

It would if I smoked it. I do not.

 

[pewep]

I won't be sleeping anytime soon.

Thanks.

Haha, great success my dear friends, my love spell worked!!

While I was concocting the secret potion, I was eating a klondike bar and it accidentally dripped into the cauldron. I'm sorry my dear NeverInvisible, I should have been more careful...but there's nothing like a new taste to spice up your life, right?

 

[Deleted member 719276]

Haha, great success my dear friends, my love spell worked!!

While I was concocting the secret potion, I was eating a klondike bar and it accidentally dripped into the cauldron. I'm sorry my dear NeverInvisible, but there's nothing like a new taste to spice up your life, right?

Yessssssss good job !!! She can't get away now, counterspell is never going to work !!!

 

[littlewebdragon]

What did I miss here? OP and pewep are having a baby?

Lovely

 

[Nut-Nights]

I got chocolate ice cream in my fridge if you want to eat it. or you can try taking smell of your old socks it will help you.

 

[Elin Dotsya]

No, but there was a time where no matter what I ate, everything tasted bitter to me.

Lately, we buy this Ice Cream ...

It's pretty good.
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[Reaver]

I just drank a Coke.

Your spell doesn't work against artficially flavored carbonated water sweetened with high fructose corn syrup @pewep. Coke eats away at everything including your kidneys, the rust on your car battery and oil spots in your driveway. It has no problem destroying your magic.

I win this round.

 

[Zwielicht]

Haha, great success my dear friends, my love spell worked!!

While I was concocting the secret potion, I was eating a klondike bar and it accidentally dripped into the cauldron. I'm sorry my dear NeverInvisible, I should have been more careful...but there's nothing like a new taste to spice up your life, right?

Uh-huh, keep going.