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The word for today is FLOWERS

So i walked to the store to pickup some meat / rolls crisps
i get home and say to the wife, couldn't think of anything else
though i was gonna get ya a bunch of flowers,
But i thought fck it, that bitch don't deserve any.

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she laughed so hard she spilt making my cup of tea lol
its those little moments
 
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chris1205 said:
My wife would kill me if I said that.
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He clearly has a wife that gets it.

I'm pretty sure I would be sleeping in my dock house if I said that.
 
Don't try this at home folks, I did and now I'm laying down on a bench in the park.
 
BassTrackerBoats said:
He clearly has a wife that gets it.
I'm pretty sure I would be sleeping in my dock house if I said that.
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I think after i almost died on the Opp table 3 yrs ago
we became a lot closer and my sarcasm which ive always used
as a weapon became more of a joke punchline used only in Jest.

there isnt a day that goes by now that we dont throw a 5/6 word
volley at each other to see who cracks up [laughs] first.

lifes to short to be boring.

the best part is, we do these back n forth on bus, in a taxi / shop
its what i call a little vulgar sparing matches but there in fun.

the fun part is watching peoples reactions. like B said
she gets it. and its funny .

try it = next time your in a crowded supermarket, just look
at your other half and go, you fuck face, ass wipe, shit bag
useless turd woman - and then let her fire back at you.

inside your dying with laughter - life is to short to be boring.
be sure your wife has a sense of humor

@octavepulsarpear
Haha, that’s hilarious! Sometimes it’s those unexpected moments that bring
the biggest laughs. But hey, maybe next time surprise her with those flowers
anyway, could be a nice twist!
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I always buy her roses for birthday / valentines day
 
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Yeah, don't take life and Google too seriously. People get addicted cause they can't cope sober due to their too serious attitude.
 
proxygo said:
The word for today is FLOWERS

So i walked to the store to pickup some meat / rolls crisps
i get home and say to the wife, couldn't think of anything else
though i was gonna get ya a bunch of flowers,
But i thought fck it, that bitch don't deserve any.

vvvvvv.jpg


she laughed so hard she spilt making my cup of tea lol
its those little moments
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hahaha, wifes cost more. stick to dating.
 
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