She aint gettin any

[proxygo]

The word for today is FLOWERS

So i walked to the store to pickup some meat / rolls crisps
i get home and say to the wife, couldn't think of anything else
though i was gonna get ya a bunch of flowers,
But i thought fck it, that bitch don't deserve any.

she laughed so hard she spilt making my cup of tea lol
its those little moments

 

[Good_Agency_Ads]

though i was gonna get ya a bunch of flowers,
But i thought fck it, that bitch don't deserve any.

My wife would kill me if I said that.

 

[IMTherapist]

Wow you're so charming.

 

[SaulCode]

lol

 

[CreativeDesigner]

Youre very rational man. You can eat meats but cant eat flowers, make sense to me

 

[prutser]

My wife would kill me if I said that.

i dont think he thought that out loud

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

My wife would kill me if I said that.

He clearly has a wife that gets it.

I'm pretty sure I would be sleeping in my dock house if I said that.

 

[bluematter]

Don't try this at home folks, I did and now I'm laying down on a bench in the park.

 

[alonelywriter]

Still a better love story than twilight.

 

[proxygo]

He clearly has a wife that gets it.
I'm pretty sure I would be sleeping in my dock house if I said that.

I think after i almost died on the Opp table 3 yrs ago
we became a lot closer and my sarcasm which ive always used
as a weapon became more of a joke punchline used only in Jest.

there isnt a day that goes by now that we dont throw a 5/6 word
volley at each other to see who cracks up [laughs] first.

lifes to short to be boring.

the best part is, we do these back n forth on bus, in a taxi / shop
its what i call a little vulgar sparing matches but there in fun.

the fun part is watching peoples reactions. like B said
she gets it. and its funny .

try it = next time your in a crowded supermarket, just look
at your other half and go, you fuck face, ass wipe, shit bag
useless turd woman - and then let her fire back at you.

inside your dying with laughter - life is to short to be boring.
be sure your wife has a sense of humor

@octavepulsarpear

Haha, that’s hilarious! Sometimes it’s those unexpected moments that bring
the biggest laughs. But hey, maybe next time surprise her with those flowers
anyway, could be a nice twist!

I always buy her roses for birthday / valentines day

 

[IMTherapist]

Yeah, don't take life and Google too seriously. People get addicted cause they can't cope sober due to their too serious attitude.

 

[itmfm1]

The word for today is FLOWERS

So i walked to the store to pickup some meat / rolls crisps
i get home and say to the wife, couldn't think of anything else
though i was gonna get ya a bunch of flowers,
But i thought fck it, that bitch don't deserve any.

she laughed so hard she spilt making my cup of tea lol
its those little moments

hahaha, wifes cost more. stick to dating.

 

[proxygo]

hahaha, wifes cost more. stick to dating

wifes are for the long term