Proof that Google is God

Most of stuff from there is not correct.

1. It knows what we humans know, and our knowledge is tiny compared to all existing knowledge.
2. Google is not even close to everywhere, space is infinite and google isn't.
3. LOL, you call search a prayer? So you pray to bhw or any other site when you type something in search?? HAHAHAHA
5. Google can be destroyed forever in just couple of seconds. What if you throw nuclear bomb at their data centers?
5. It's not infinite and Internet can't grow forever because of hard discs (or any other storage device), to store data you need them, and you can't create unlimited hard discs (or other storage devices) because you can't get unlimited ammounts of materials which are used to create them nor enough space on Earth to place them.
6. It doesn't remember your thoughts or your feelings, only your websites...
7. LOL, you trust them? They are much more evil than you think...
8. According to common sense, people say (or think about) words "God" or "Jesus" or "Allah" (etc.) each day much more than entire Google Search (for any keyword) for that day...
9. Google is just bunch of binary codes (1 and 0), nothing else.
Also, there is more evidence about you or me or anybody else than about any religion or god, and we are not gods.

Sorry for my English....
Fully agreed :)
 
 

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is stupid

why dont you use God trend for analysis not google trend
 
OK . I rekon I was reading only some first rows from start of the thread ... all rest reply's are just for fun I think ...
short and sweet question :
why do you call google '' she / her '' ( feminine entity ) . Seriously asking this it's there any problem with the gurls ? or some short of discomfort psychophysically with '' knowing everything forever '' ?

Suppose you are reffering to the search engine ( google.com ) lol ... but the company controlling loads more other assets. In fact take a look at this :

it's true google comes close on top 25 worldwide companies but ... they aren't '' the one and the only one lol '' :)
 
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Its not about being able to take a joke. A joke is suppose to be funny, and there is nothing funny about god jokes. Take the show family guy for instance, (my favorite show ever!) But sometimes they joke about god, and when they do, I don't laugh. Why? Because it just isn't funny at all.

So you want to tell me that as soon as the joke is against your believes you get super pissed?
Well let me tell you something, thats the thing about jokes, everyone can laugh about different things.
But just because you think something is not funny does not mean you can force a ban on them.
Your opinions remind me of the church in the middle age. Thought there was some progress, guess I was wrong.
You seem to lack some basic knowledge about the definition of "religous freedom".
 
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So you want to tell me that as soon as the joke is against your believes you get super pissed?
Well let me tell you something, thats the thing about jokes, everyone can laugh about different things.
But just because you think something is not funny does not mean you can force a ban on them.
Your opinions remind me of the church in the middle age. Thought there was some progress, guess I was wrong.
You seem to lack some basic knowledge about the definition of "religous freedom".

(For further informations read my long reply on the first page.)

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Nice of you to bring that up. I said nothing of a ban. But anyways, I don't force my beliefs upon anyone, nor do I let them force theirs upon me. But I also don't make jokes about other peoples beliefs. I have respect for all beliefs, and expect the same respect.
 
What if there was no Windows/Mac....would you God exist?

Got countryside and you'll find many people who have not even heard about your God :D
 
I consider it to be Antichrist trying to mimic God
 
It's called freedom.
I can choose to be super duper pissed even if you make a lame joke about my keyboard.
comprende?

Seems like the author succeeded in his goal.

Edit: Cause I will probably have more success with talking with my cat about the mars landing than discussing stuff with religious people.
 
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I will just leave this here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire

Edit: Cause I will probably have more success with talking with my cat about the mars landing than discussing stuff with religious people.
 
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I suppose the thread should have been read in a lighter spirit.. There is no reason one should get offended... And if you are getting offended you are not a true believer...
 
google is best in some things and some things worst.I was having blog at blogger.com ,when i was displaying adsense,they did not say anything.They were driving good amount of traffic from search engine ,even when i did not update my blog.When i stopped displaying adsense and started private advertising.They started claiming my blog is spam and removed it.Google always wanted people to use their products.Present penguin update is good example ,by penguin update google want to make people invest in ppc than seo
 
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