Proof that Google is God

xenoz

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• Oct 16, 2010

• #21

hmmmm... If Google is God.... Facebook is Satan?

 

monk13

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• Apr 24, 2012

• #22

i love that site

 

rpkrocks

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• #23

Fight those who don't believe in google and Whitehat marketing : 9:5 Bible of google [collected by Evil matt cutts]

 

scrapebox seo

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• Apr 24, 2012

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LoL man dont make google A God ,, infact Google Also Worship God Which Shows result like that :google2:

 

ButcherPete

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If Google is god, then I'm a Satanist :third:

 

godmonkee

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Omnibenevolent? Really? In that case I am an atheist LOL

 

2011nfl

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The comparison is completely insane and disrespectful to god himself. Sorry, but I 100% disagree. You can not compare google to god (or any higher being that is worshiped) Google is a corporation, god is a supreme existence that nothing comes close to comparing to.

 

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benny>>

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2011nfl said:

The comparison is completely insane and disrespectful to god himself. Sorry, but I 100% disagree. You can not compare google to god (or any higher being that is worshiped) Google is a corporation, god is a supreme existence that nothing comes close to comparing to.

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Don't even bother. These days blasphemy is about as bad as blowing your nose.

 

PinguSpy

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• #29

And this is your GOD in 1998. LOL

 

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askerman

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where is your god before 1998 ?

 

meannn

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Sorry, there is no god.

 

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tashrif

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askerman said:

where is your god before 1998 ?

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now this seems to be a serious question

 

rockong

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Ha thanks for the laugh. Maybe Google can appreciate the above and take it easy on black hatters

 

M1ndfluX

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• Aug 8, 2012

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I stopped reading after "Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time."

Google Smoogle

 

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iloli

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• #35

charlie3 said:

You didn't actually think he really thought Google was actually God did you? Really?

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Apparently some people are unable to take a joke OP made me giggle like a little schoolgirl.

 

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reinie

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• Aug 8, 2012

• #36

Still disrespectful for us who believe, joke or not

 

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viralguy

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• #37

Google sucks

 

Black.Star

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• #38

brb need to worship google

 

Last edited: Aug 9, 2012

Aegroeg

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charlietree said:

Why would you search "google" in Google??? Lol that would be pretty dumb...

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You can break the internet doing that!

 

2011nfl

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iloli said:

Apparently some people are unable to take a joke OP made me giggle like a little schoolgirl.

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Its not about being able to take a joke. A joke is suppose to be funny, and there is nothing funny about god jokes. Take the show family guy for instance, (my favorite show ever!) But sometimes they joke about god, and when they do, I don't laugh. Why? Because it just isn't funny at all.