Oukast
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Pls Help With Business Name Suggestions
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lipton80205
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Get your best friend, a bottle of tequila ( or what ever you prefer) and a designated sober person (DSP). You and the best friend start drinking the bottle. Have the DSP write down everything you and your friend say, until one of your passes out. The next day review the notes of the DSP. I am sure you will find something which you could brand.
If not at least you had a goodnight.
If not at least you had a goodnight.
I'm starting a local SEO business. Does anyone know how I can rank my site in the top 100?
OP, you're not being ridiculed merely for your issues finding a name, you're being ridiculed because you literally failed at the same job that you hope to soon be doing for PAID clients, all of whom will have tight deadlines and high standards.
Instead of focusing too much on your own brand, try picking some local businesses at random as "clients" and build them a new brand and website. While it won't bring immediate cash to your pocket, it will give you some much-needed practice, and the process you go through to finish that "job" might just help you get in the right mindset to finish the job for your own business.
OP, you're not being ridiculed merely for your issues finding a name, you're being ridiculed because you literally failed at the same job that you hope to soon be doing for PAID clients, all of whom will have tight deadlines and high standards.
Instead of focusing too much on your own brand, try picking some local businesses at random as "clients" and build them a new brand and website. While it won't bring immediate cash to your pocket, it will give you some much-needed practice, and the process you go through to finish that "job" might just help you get in the right mindset to finish the job for your own business.
blackhatchat
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will first think what you want, also what you are targeting then focus that idea where you can get your brand name.
Wilson Grant Fisk
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That was a massive f#cking stab in the dark lol, maybe you ARE more creative than first given credit for.
Have you really been in IM/online since 2011 and not know how Google was named?
Anyway OP, it is all fun and games, you know we are only joking, here is my final suggestion:
I think it adequately sums up the core values of your brand.
Hey people, had a necessary break for some time, thanks to time zones
All you so called big names on the forum that have left obnoxious remarks about a simple request I made: you think you are smart and that you are having a field day because your obviously blind followership is teeming. Your moves are all in vain, ‘cause I understand everything going on in the discussion, for I am the author. In the long run, you will be obeying me, doing what I wish, because of your selfish desire to worship your ego.
When I made an guess on how Google came about its name, I said so without fear of contradiction, ‘cause my creative abilities were just being exercised. Of course you are not limited to just one method of creating a name as ‘big' as Google. Someone else could have used the domain name earlier before the company owners registered it, and they could have a different story to it.
Please you have to keep the comments coming, no matter how barbaric and self-serving they could be. Stop assuming that everyone is a professional or expert like you call yourself, when in real life you are just some moron who has no other life than that which has been lost in cyberspace. There are newbies who come onboard everyday seeking for help around the forum and discussions. If anyone suffocated you out of the industry when you newly got baptized, how would you have seen the light of day?
Many of you are afraid to live in the real world and interact with people in real time, no wonder your mentality is so shabby and shallow. Freaks who lack any meaningful real life orientation. I wouldn't want to call you low-lives cos it's not my game. Besides, you appear to have used some high school level education, and speak pretty decent English, except that they are often very vulgar. You think you've got wit, but you are simply learning to dress like us, in a manner of speaking. You seem to be much older in person than in mental age.
And as I have said earlier, you have been directed to keep the comments flowing in. This thread needs more views and replies. It needs a wider reach to humanity, which will thrive better when it has freer access to INFORMATION and knowledge about the existence of e-swines like you.
All you so called big names on the forum that have left obnoxious remarks about a simple request I made: you think you are smart and that you are having a field day because your obviously blind followership is teeming. Your moves are all in vain, ‘cause I understand everything going on in the discussion, for I am the author. In the long run, you will be obeying me, doing what I wish, because of your selfish desire to worship your ego.
When I made an guess on how Google came about its name, I said so without fear of contradiction, ‘cause my creative abilities were just being exercised. Of course you are not limited to just one method of creating a name as ‘big' as Google. Someone else could have used the domain name earlier before the company owners registered it, and they could have a different story to it.
Please you have to keep the comments coming, no matter how barbaric and self-serving they could be. Stop assuming that everyone is a professional or expert like you call yourself, when in real life you are just some moron who has no other life than that which has been lost in cyberspace. There are newbies who come onboard everyday seeking for help around the forum and discussions. If anyone suffocated you out of the industry when you newly got baptized, how would you have seen the light of day?
Many of you are afraid to live in the real world and interact with people in real time, no wonder your mentality is so shabby and shallow. Freaks who lack any meaningful real life orientation. I wouldn't want to call you low-lives cos it's not my game. Besides, you appear to have used some high school level education, and speak pretty decent English, except that they are often very vulgar. You think you've got wit, but you are simply learning to dress like us, in a manner of speaking. You seem to be much older in person than in mental age.
And as I have said earlier, you have been directed to keep the comments flowing in. This thread needs more views and replies. It needs a wider reach to humanity, which will thrive better when it has freer access to INFORMATION and knowledge about the existence of e-swines like you.
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my parents couldnt tell me what to do my wife trys and fails also
sorry pal i obey 1 person [ me ] i think brain lacks intelligence that you
think you can order us around, dream on kido , and if you even bothered to
read what any of us said on the other page the theme was obvious
to be successful in business you need a plan of action
if your first plan is to not be able to name your own product
and u need help for that, how can u be ready for the rest of it.
SkyrocketSEO
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Here OP, I have found and created a http://lose.rs/
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love it rocket - pissed myself - grabs another dyper
dont put posts on moderate rocket takes the fun away
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Now that your tone has genuflected a bit, maybe I should READ your comment. Now what ever makes it sinful for one to simply sample other people's ideas and use them as a litmus test for validity? Read in-between the lines bro, you guys might have had a swell time unknowingly ridiculing yourselves, but who cares, if at the end of the day, I somehow manage to extract the genius from the gutter water?
lOl..You will have to write a one-thousand-word review of that site before I can take a serious look at it. Let me teach you elementary courtesy. You shouldn't be too dumb to not recognize a superior intellect when you meet one
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2 posts for me im impressed
you seem to miss the point even a genius has the ability to mock in jest
but you my friend have to learn not to take things so serious, this is the lounge
after all, there are people here with more knowledge / money than you or i will
ever have, it does not mean they dont enjoy partake in a little piss taking.
you seem to miss the point even a genius has the ability to mock in jest
but you my friend have to learn not to take things so serious, this is the lounge
after all, there are people here with more knowledge / money than you or i will
ever have, it does not mean they dont enjoy partake in a little piss taking.
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tiz better to be thought a fool that to open ones mouth and remove all doubt
but, as uve done that, lets continue
ps
considering your actions of long winded unintellectual drivel
i believe any reply's will boil down to weather we think you deserve it
u got knocked out on page 1 now u want a re match
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Hahaha. The use of "next round begins" shouldn't always connote a match or contest. This goes to show the degree of your myopia. Don't get too excited 'cause I replied you. You may not deserve the next one. MALU...that's you!!
Yet you're making it exactly that with your claims of making people "obey" you, and your stream of ITG insults, all while asking for this thread to turn into the business equivalent of a 900 line.
Whether you're in control of this thread, or being controlled by others in this thread, it doesn't matter. By next month, this thread will be a long-forgotten memory, those who have good business sense will continue earning money, and you'll continue on with your Titanic-esque business venture until you hit your first real iceberg, a client who wants you to deliver on the services you've promised, yet are unable to provide even for yourself.
Whether you take the advice or leave it, it makes no matter to me. But maybe, just maybe, you might want to listen to those who are warning you that if you see such a huge iceberg ahead, it might not be such a great idea to run at it full speed ahead hoping for a closer look.
lilkid4000
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At least my 12 post dont have to go lack someones self esteem you probubly dont know better so i dont blame you so just remember what goes around comes back around what you do now will affect you or your family so watch what you do and say. Making someone feel down about there selves makes you feel like a better person? Just cause u were hurt or bullied in school doesnt mean u have to take your anger out on other people. You can get help just go to getalife.com and maybe you can find one and stop bothering people.
Swordude
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A 'superior intellect' who can't come up with a single creative name? Give me a break... Name it seamate designs and move on.
Brilliance sheer brilliance, kudos good sir xD
