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Pls Help With Business Name Suggestions

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  1. seamate

    seamate Junior Member

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    I am thinking of setting up an offline web design & development business in my locality, but I have searched and searched for a suitable name for this business to no avail.

    I need some suggestions from the more experienced business people on this forum. I want a name that sounds cool and memorable to my prospective customers. The dot-com domain name should also be available for registration. Hope I am not asking for too much. Thanks a million dollars :)
     
  2. netmoney1

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    Web design is a very creative industry...how in the world can you possibly provide great design work when you can't even think of a company name? Also, why in the world would you want someone else to name your company????

    Anyone that can't even think of a business name shouldn't be starting a business. That is the least of your issues ahead.

    ...good luck...
     
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  4. seamate

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    It is easier to criticize than to come up with a business name. Otherwise, you would have suggested one, no matter how bizarre it sounds. What I need are suggestions, and not someone else to help me name my business. If it were easy to come up with a business name, businesses like namelabs and ahundredmonkeys would not exist.

    Well, thanks for helping me bump the thread
     
  5. Panther28

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    what do you like? if you where to pick a few themes and activities that could describe your life, what would they be?

    if you liked fishing and fast cars, you could pick something like sharkengine web design,

    creativity is all about varied connections

    good luck.
     
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  6. netmoney1

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    zerocreativity.com
    0skillzdesign.com
    designityourself.com
    save-your-money-and-do-not-hire-us-deign.com

    There ya go. Oh, and another bump for you.
     
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  7. seamate

    seamate Junior Member

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    Hahahaha. It appears the webdesign market is saturated already, so some of you players in the industry are scared of more people coming in. So I wonder who should be talking about creativity here. You guys are making my evening. Perhaps before you are done, I would have gotten the name I search for.
     
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    Trust me...NOBODY would ever be scared of some clown that can't even think of a name for his own company haha

    Thanks for the Sunday night entertainment
     
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    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Premium Member

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    You just look like a clown now.

    I take it you will be outsourcing ALL your work?
     
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    what about SemenOnMyPoopDeck.com
     
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  14. netmoney1

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    Here....dot com is available clown:

    cluelessfuckwebdesign.COM
     
  15. seamate

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    Thanks fellow blackhatters for helping with the laugh after several hours of brainwracking trying to come up with a name for my business. I used to think it was easy, but it isn't, when you have to consider copyright issues and other concerns
     
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    This thread has gone downhill fast...
     
  17. seamate

    seamate Junior Member

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    Hahaha....online business is really frustrating. You all are the evidence. How many suicides on here per week? I will stick to my offline business ideas..kiakiakiakia;)
     
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    OP, the reason you are getting trolled is that many of your future clients (Small Businesses) will not have the capital to invest in Branding experts and will be looking to you for possible suggestions.

    Now, do you see how silly your question is?
     
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    coldhardcashwebdesign.com- we only take cold hard cash
     
  20. seamate

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    Thanks for that. At least it makes more sense than your penultimate reply - the value of thinking twice. Funny enough, I intend to include that (branding) in my service descriptions. I have a rather broad concept, hence the difficulty in coming up with a name. I want something flexible yet simple. Something broad, yet precise and solid. And this thread is all I could ever need to get the much desired inspiration