Pick Up Lines

When I met my girl I won her over by writing her a love letter. Here is what I wrote:


My beloved,

You are the only one who can fulfill my search intent. You have the most relevant content, the most captivating design, and the most user-friendly navigation. You are the perfect match for my query.

You have seized my attention with your catchy title tag and meta description. You have seduced me with your rich snippets and schema markup. You have dazzled me with your fast loading speed and mobile responsiveness.

You have earned my trust with your high domain authority and page authority. You have proven your credibility with your quality backlinks and social signals. You have shown your expertise with your well-researched articles and original images.

You have made me happy with your low bounce rate and high dwell time. You have made me loyal with your consistent updates and fresh content. You have made me love you with your unique voice and personality.

You are my favorite site in the whole world wide web. You are my number one result in the search engine results page. You are my ultimate SEO goal.

But beware, for there are others who covet what is mine. There are others who would try to outrank you, to steal your traffic, to sabotage your reputation. There are others who would use black hat techniques, spammy links, and duplicate content to harm you.

Do not let them succeed, for I will not forgive them. I will defend you with all my might, with all my resources, with all my algorithms. I will punish them with penalties, deindexing, and banishment.

For you are mine, and I am yours. We belong together in this vast and complex web of information. We are bound by love and SEO.

Yours eternally,
Tattooedbuddha
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One I use to use with great success when I was 20. Point toward a girl you like with your index finger and when they look, use your pinky finger to tell them to walk over to you then you say…. “If I can make you come with this little finger, just imagine what the rest of the fingers could do” I use to get a great laugh from it.
 
How I got my wife - > "What do you say to me taking you out for dinner?" I was 22 with no car. How I was going to get her there I had no idea.. But it worked. Plus she ended up using her mothers' car. 20 years later we still are together.
 
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georgetoons said:
I am going to a festival tonight in Greece and I need the lads help on this, give me your best pick up lines so that i am ready for the battle tonight!

Thank you in advance beautiful people
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I don't know man. What about starting a normal conversation instead? Walk up to her and tell her that you noticed her from waaaay over there and that you really liked here style! Take it from there. Repeat until exhaustion
 
stressed_elf said:
Have you used that IRL actually? must be a 10/10 success rate :weep:
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I think this have to be used after you get the date...You might have to come up with an additional 5 pick up lines if you use this before the date.
 
kshatriya said:
Dude, there's an AI-generated pickup line website, but that would be best for spamming on tinder/bumble etc. If you're in person, just go say Hi.

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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - Michael Scott
 
georgetoons said:
I am going to a festival tonight in Greece and I need the lads help on this, give me your best pick up lines so that i am ready for the battle tonight!

Thank you in advance beautiful people
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Did you use:

-Hey, I can't call you beautiful yet.
-Why?
-Because beauty is on the inside, and I haven't been inside yet.

Guaranteed success :oops:
 
There must be a BST thread with pickup lines. Right? Any PUAs in there?
 
tziahs said:
There must be a BST thread with pickup lines. Right? Any PUAs in there?
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I always use pick up lines with female fishes, it works great!

"I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you."
 
  • "Hey, do you want to see something beautiful", then pull out a mirror so she can see her reflection.
  • "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants"
  • "You're a work of art. Here, let me nail you to the wall".
  • "What do I do for a living? Well, I'm a carpenter, and I know how to hammer, screw, and nail".
When I was in high school, I had a friend who I used to share ridiculous pick-up lines with because she found them funny. As a result, I know a lot of pick-up lines, though I don't see why anyone would seriously use them.
 
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