Pick Up Lines

Zwielicht said:

• "Hey, do you want to see something beautiful", then pull out a mirror so she can see her reflection.
• "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants"
• "You're a work of art. Here, let me nail you to the wall".
• "What do I do for a living? Well, I'm a carpenter, and I know how to hammer, screw, and nail".

When I was in high school, I had a friend who I used to share ridiculous pick-up lines with because she found them funny. As a result, I know a lot of pick-up lines, though I don't see why anyone would seriously use them.

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Willyfish said:

Thanks to honour us with your presence in the most useful thread of the forum right now.

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RoiBox said:

You need to get laid, and make some fry.

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Willyfish said:

Where do you guys always get so many fishgifs?

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Willyfish said:

Thanks to honour us with your presence in the most useful thread of the forum right now.

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Zwielicht said:

It is my honour to shit post with all of you.

To quote a previously banned member of the forum, "https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/congratulations-to-willyfish-for-making-the-high-scores.1420083/post-15412881"

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