When I was in high school, I had a friend who I used to share ridiculous pick-up lines with because she found them funny. As a result, I know a lot of pick-up lines, though I don't see why anyone would seriously use them.
- "Hey, do you want to see something beautiful", then pull out a mirror so she can see her reflection.
- "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants"
- "You're a work of art. Here, let me nail you to the wall".
- "What do I do for a living? Well, I'm a carpenter, and I know how to hammer, screw, and nail".
You need to get laid, and make some fry.Thanks to honour us with your presence in the most useful thread of the forum right now.
You need to get laid, and make some fry.
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We got a secret stash hidden in case of fish emergency.Where do you guys always get so many fishgifs?
It is my honour to shit post with all of you.Thanks to honour us with your presence in the most useful thread of the forum right now.
It is my honour to shit post with all of you.
To quote a previously banned member of the forum, "https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/congratulations-to-willyfish-for-making-the-high-scores.1420083/post-15412881"