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Paypal needs a slogan - BHW Parody

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by shailzrocks, Aug 30, 2012.

  1. shailzrocks

    shailzrocks Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    Every member here who have been cheated, scammed, screwed etc. by paypal. Here's your ground, Throw the shit on them.

    Let's see who can come up with the awesomest and highly insulting slogans for the payment processing pioneer Paypal..

    The best one I liked :

    What the fucking fuck? - by Ste-hughes



    Get the Ball Rolling - :D
     
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    PayPal - Holding your money so we can collect interest on it!
     
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    Wanna know how i felt when paypal closed my account and i had a decent amount of money in it ?

     
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  4. Duffers5000

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    We won't just keep your money, we will laugh at you too.
     
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  5. SEORasta

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    PayUpPal - Give US your money and we will decide when to give it back!
     
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    "PayPal - Don't Fuck With Us"
     
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    Give us the money, and you will see them in six months!
     
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  9. Duffers5000

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    PayPal.....Like being fisted by a wrestler wearing a Rolex.
     
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  10. GreenGoblin

    GreenGoblin BANNED BANNED

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    PayPal - Were in the business of Fu^$king

    1. We will F^%$ your business up
    2. We will F^%$ your life up
    3. We will f%$# your bank account up

    If you need to be Fu$%^ paypal is here for you CALL NOW!

    1-800-f&^% YOU!
     
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    GO and Fuck Yourself.
     
  12. Chees

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    Gaypal - the gayest shit that can gay with your money. (yes "to gay" is a verb)
     
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  13. Masterptc

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    Ahahahahaha, tha was a good one :D
     
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    Paypal - Pay the price pal.
     
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    Paypal - The more you earn, the harder we FUCK.
     
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  17. synfig

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    1) Paypal - Money should be in your mind, not in your account.

    2) Paypal - We killed Godzilla with Chargebacks, now It's Justine's Beibers Turn.

    3) Paypal - If we don't limit your account, We hold your money.

    4) Paypal - Your Money, Our Rules.

    5) Paypal - Limited Accounts, Lasts long. Ting Tong.
     
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    PayPal - We're not a bank, so we make up our own rules of fucking you over.
     
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    PayPal - The Pal that keeps on taking
     
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  20. shailzrocks

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    Duffers5000 - PayPal.....Like being fisted by a wrestler wearing a Rolex

    will PM you a SEOMOZ Account soon!

    3rd Prize - Gone :D

    1 and 2 still left
     
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