Paypal needs a slogan - BHW Parody

Paypal - We are here to help steal your money.

Paypal - We specialise in keeping your money safe from yourself, by keeping it ourself.

Paypal - The safer, easier way, to lose your money.

Paypal - We have stolen hundreds from people like you. Be the next one!

Just a few that came of the top of my head, :P
 
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Paypal - The safest way of getting screwed.

Paypal - The safer, easier way to lose the things you love.

Paypal - On phones and on tablets, in stores and online, stealing every single dime worldwide.

Paypal - A simpler way to lose money

Paypal Mobile - Get screwed anywhere
 
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"PayPal - aaaaand it's gone."

"PayPal - Because there is a limit to everything."

"PayPal - We hit where it hurts."
 
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Gaypal - All Your Dollars Are Belong To Us!
 
Paypal
We are dishonest about our business, so you can always trust us to be dishonest

our business principles
1. we will take your money when we want.. just so we can piss you off
2. in case you are worried.. we really don't care.
3. holding your money hostage is our game.
4. we love your money better than you
..as you can see we are here for all them idiots from the four corners of the world to do business with us..
 
Paypal ~ In the end the question is not why? The question is, why not?
 
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PayPal : Your money, our pockets.
Paypal: All your money belongs to us.
Paypal: Limiting accounts since 2009
PayPal : Just 180 Days Left!
Paypal: Ever have a friend who just takes your money with out paying you back?

Sent from my HTC VLE_U via SSHHSPY HQ
 
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Paypal - Robbing you virtually!
Paypal - Even Hulk can't SMASH through your account ones its closed.
Paypal - Becoming poor has never been this easy,open an account today!
 
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Okay, my final one:

Paypal - The safer, easier way, to give us your money.
 
Paypal
Think Limited.

Paypal
Limits are forever.

Paypal
Just limit it.

Paypal
Limiting People Before It Was Cool <---:D Winner haha
 
PayPal : We secure your money so well that we will not give it back.
 
Paypal - Darn some women's clothing store already took "The Limited"
 
"PayPal - Screwing you since 2002"
"PayPal - It doesn't matter you love your money or not , we gonna take it away"
"PayPal - There are two type of people on this planet Ones who have money rest of them have PayPal"
"Paypal - There are many things that money can buy for everything else there's Paypal"
 
Paypal, the girl you fucked who used to be a boy

Paypal the tranny from thailand

Paypal join us, we promise to give your cash AIDs

Paypal protection? Do we look like a condom?

Paypal like licking shit off catsick

Paypal like getting your balls caught in a mousetrap
 
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Trolpay - we troll the money out of you.
paypal - screw you guys! Im taking your money!
paypal - we are gay
 
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