Paypal needs a slogan - BHW Parody

[shailzrocks]

Every member here who have been cheated, scammed, screwed etc. by paypal. Here's your ground, Throw the shit on them.

Let's see who can come up with the awesomest and highly insulting slogans for the payment processing pioneer Paypal..

The best one I liked :

What the fucking fuck? - by Ste-hughes



Get the Ball Rolling -

 

[Sniper]

PayPal - Holding your money so we can collect interest on it!

 

[panarasgr]

Wanna know how i felt when paypal closed my account and i had a decent amount of money in it ?

 

[Duffers5000]

We won't just keep your money, we will laugh at you too.

 

[SEORasta]

PayUpPal - Give US your money and we will decide when to give it back!

 

[healzer]

Paying the troll = PayTroll

 

[thetraveller]

"PayPal - Don't Fuck With Us"

 

[fluor]

Give us the money, and you will see them in six months!

 

[Duffers5000]

PayPal.....Like being fisted by a wrestler wearing a Rolex.

 

[GreenGoblin]

PayPal - Were in the business of Fu^$king

1. We will F^%$ your business up
2. We will F^%$ your life up
3. We will f%$# your bank account up

If you need to be Fu$%^ paypal is here for you CALL NOW!

1-800-f&^% YOU!

 

[usama18]

GO and Fuck Yourself.

 

[Chees]

Gaypal - the gayest shit that can gay with your money. (yes "to gay" is a verb)

 

[Masterptc]

Paypal - Where limited accounts are endless

 

[thetraveller]

Paypal - Where limited accounts are endless

Ahahahahaha, tha was a good one

 

[moneygig]

Paypal - Pay the price pal.

 

[qrazy]

Paypal - The more you earn, the harder we FUCK.

 

[synfig]

1) Paypal - Money should be in your mind, not in your account.

2) Paypal - We killed Godzilla with Chargebacks, now It's Justine's Beibers Turn.

3) Paypal - If we don't limit your account, We hold your money.

4) Paypal - Your Money, Our Rules.

5) Paypal - Limited Accounts, Lasts long. Ting Tong.

 

[Deleted member 254739]

PayPal - We're not a bank, so we make up our own rules of fucking you over.

 

[argh11]

PayPal - The Pal that keeps on taking

 

[shailzrocks]

Duffers5000 - PayPal.....Like being fisted by a wrestler wearing a Rolex

will PM you a SEOMOZ Account soon!

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