As I can't eat pasta right now I ask you kindly to eat pasta for me. The reason I can't eat my pasta right now does not need to be discussed here, that would be too personal. Just know that I really need your support in this and all pasta consumed is for a good purpose and will not go to waste. Pasta with cheese and meatballs it needs to be and here is what I need you to do: Think of me, Eat for me, Suck those balls. All I ask for, for the love of pasta. For the pasta I can't eat now. I could tell you a horror story about my reasons but this is such a public place and I don't want to impose. I even feel guilty asking you to eat for me but the pasta is needed. It is needed so much! Even if you didn't know it pasta did a lot for this world, it fed millions of children to name something. Pasta also kept people too busy to fight but strong enough to stand up for themselves when needed. If you ever made pasta yourself, you will know what I mean. Pasta has been giving strength to the many that love to make it by hand, the meatballs providing extra nutrition for those that eat it. Sucking the balls is showing respect. These days there are many Italians in need, but pasta provides. Many a family is still fed by pasta daily, but alas I can't be tonight. So will you please please please eat pasta tonight, for me? Remember, there need to be balls in it to let this work. (Tofu balls are acceptable though not recommended) After all that pasta has done for this world, is this too much to ask in return? If you have a gluten allergy, I understand and apologize for imposing. If you will eat pasta for me, please post here and let the pasta do what it does best. The cheese is optional but does add a lot. It doesn't matter if you normally eat whole wheat pasta instead of traditional durum, I accept pasta love in all flavors as in the end: It feeds us all. Thank you for your time and know that any pasta eaten will not go to waste. Happy pasta meals everyone! May The Great Noodle in the Sky watch over you! Posting this in the lounge as it seems most fit. Time for coffee now.