need confusing SEO words to impress client

No need to confuse your client, Just explain him that you are best and you can rank his site in timeframe (provide him timeframe) and tell him some strategies you going to use not all but some so he can believe you.

well, he might be informed but still he has a life other than making backlinks by himself. That's why he might give you the order - to spot doing every single shit by himself.
Look at all the BST in BHW. They are bought by the users here, users who are informed and could do everything by themselves. Yet they calculate - "i am able to build 10 links a day, but not 100" - then give them 100.
Or offer them linkbuiling by the price lower than they value their time. Or with a higher quality.
Everything sums up to: you need to have something to offer and there are no words that can replace that.

Why you want to confuse him/her. Start in such a way that it benefit both of you.
Many ways are there like give quality work, you can rank the site or providing lower rate as compared with others.
Hope you understand what I mean to say.

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If he is so SEO literate, then I'm sure he must be reading this thread... and laughing at you, OP!

Tell him you have no idea what you are doing and therefore he needs to pay you double.

That'll confuse him.

Trepanated said:

Tell him you have no idea what you are doing and therefore he needs to pay you double.

That'll confuse him.

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Hmmm interdasting

If he is knowledgeable then he will probably be able to tell that you are just fluffing everything you are saying. There isn't that much to know when it comes to SEO, granted there are a few areas that are semi complex but if he starts questioning you on recent updates etc you might have problems answering. I would just speak normally and let them choose whether or not to continue to use your services.

We try everything but to confuse customers! It won't get you anywhere in the long run I don't think...

nonai said:

I have a client that knows some SEO. He knows what a backlink is. He knows how to check a website's backlinks and he can tell if it's white hat or blackhat. and he builds some white hat backlinks for himself.

right now I need some big computer/SEO related terms to tell them to make them impressed and confused. why confused you ask? because if they feel confused, they will believe they cant do it themselves and pay me to do it.

can you give me some ideas? some sentences that sound "techy" and confusing?

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So i gather that you have no portfolio with sites you have ranked to impress him and now you need confusing 0-o words to trick your client to sign up with you, i petty your prospect.

Honestly mate, you have no business doing SEO for others, it is people like you that give people like me a bad rep.

Speak french then he doesn't understand what your saying and he'll be confused

You don't need any help at all...seems as if you will confuse him just fine without any assistance. Good luck, you got this!

You do not gt customers by confusing them, you get them by listening to them and answering their questions fully and to their satisfaction.

When I buy a service, I understand exactly what I m getting, or I keep my money.

Most businessmen are the same way.

The biggest reason you do not take your path is that you will not retain them as a customer.

If you do what you're asking for, then your business will head towards the bottom of the ocean, sooner than later. What if your potential client asks you to define those new terms the way he could understand? If he gets pissed off when he understands you screwed his mental peace with some nonsense SEO words, and your inability, for sure, to walk those talks to positive conclusions, then he will run rings around you and your business through various means, legal ones right on the top of the heap. I didn't see you mention he is not local...

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The comments on this thread really made me laugh man!
But anyway, best route you can take is just to be honest with your client

Your Links Appear On Big News Sites Like Forbes , Huffingtopost .. I think He Might Be Interested After this..

Are people just creating these types of threads just to see how much they can get trolled now?

ITT: OP doesn't know SEO

Try the third worlder approach:

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Throw in words like, Cutts Network, WHAPE Links, Web 3.0s, Private Blog Connectors, the nonai twist, bluehat links,

This is the lollest thread .....