need confusing SEO words to impress client

nonai said:

right now I need some big computer/SEO related terms to tell them to make them impressed and confused. why confused you ask? because if they feel confused, they will believe they cant do it themselves and pay me to do it.

can you give me some ideas? some sentences that sound "techy" and confusing?

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Just because not everybody would read this correctly, here's a rewrite on what OP really asks:

SEO confuses me and I suck at it, this client though might actually know more about SEO than I do, hence I must somehow trick him and appear like I know WTF I'm doing. So, I need a way to bullshit him so I can scam him. Why scam him you ask? Because there's no other way for him to fukken give me money, since I can't actually provide anything he needs in exchange.

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@OP:

Rule #1 in business: Provide value!
Business is about one side offering the other side something they need and receiving something (usually money) in exchange. Win-win works and is the BEST way to do business.

Rule #1 in scamming: Pick an easy target!
Scamming is about going after the low hanging fruit, doing it to somebody you can scam easily, who is trusting and naive.

In both business and scamming you actually need to be good at it. You seem to suck at both, so what I recommend you is to figure out which path you wanna take - business or scamming - and then learn and become good at it. Only then start to actually work!