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My life is over

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Reaver, May 25, 2017.

  1. Reaver

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    I refuse to grow up, so, apparently, according to a random stranger on the internet, this means that I'm going to be treated like a child for the rest of my life.

    We all know that there are no liars on the internet. So I am taking their word as gospel.

    So how do I prepare to be treated like a child for the rest of my life? Can anyone give any helpful tips?
     
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    Start wearing a Diapers :)
    Thank me later
     
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    Shit your pants daily or get the fuck out.
     
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  4. Reaver

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    Omg. That's how you treat children?
     
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    stop watching porn, stop mastrubating>? if thats what you mean....
    you can't just act like a child for your whole fucking life, pretending the existence to be non-existent :p
    accept the fact move on, you're a grown up with grown genitalia, and if you still struggle with the fact, go and JUMP OFF A CLIFF :) RIP
     
  6. Reaver

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    I am extremely uncomfortable with this idea. I do not like the smell of shit. I think I'll akip this one and continue using the toilet like a big girl.

    But, maybe we can compromise. I'll use a sippy cup in place of this.

    How's that?
     
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    Pedophilia alert
     
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  9. Reaver

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    Got it. Kill myself.

    I will take that under advisement.
     
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    Just throw little forum tantrums when people disagree with your shit talk.
     
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    Oh I did that last night.

    OK cool. I'm doing something right.

    I get a sticker for this, right? Bc I'm a good girl?
     
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    I'm afraid not, just some warm milk and a cookie.
     
  13. Reaver

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    :/ Milk makes me poopy.

    But I will take the cookie.
     
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    try forum trolling ? seems lots of kids are doing it for an obvious reason
     
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    That seems like something I would be good at.

    I will try that. Thank you for your suggestion sir.
     
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    Send nudes
     
  17. Reaver

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    Nope.
     
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    You'll have to spent some cute smile.
     
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    Ummm..... Isn't this thread about how to treat a child?
     
  20. Reaver

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    Yes it is.

    I'm just as confused and possibly disgusted as you are.