My life is over

[Reaver]

I refuse to grow up, so, apparently, according to a random stranger on the internet, this means that I'm going to be treated like a child for the rest of my life.

We all know that there are no liars on the internet. So I am taking their word as gospel.

So how do I prepare to be treated like a child for the rest of my life? Can anyone give any helpful tips?

 

[walterz]

I refuse to grow up, so, apparently, according to a random stranger on the internet, this means that I'm going to be treated like a child for the rest of my life.

We all know that there are no liars on the internet. So I am taking their word as gospel.

So how do I prepare to be treated like a child for the rest of my life? Can anyone give any helpful tips?

Start wearing a Diapers
Thank me later

 

[Sherb]

Shit your pants daily or get the fuck out.

 

[Reaver]

Meet me in the woods and lets talk about it.

Omg. That's how you treat children?

 

[Grimmmm]

stop watching porn, stop mastrubating>? if thats what you mean....
you can't just act like a child for your whole fucking life, pretending the existence to be non-existent
accept the fact move on, you're a grown up with grown genitalia, and if you still struggle with the fact, go and JUMP OFF A CLIFF RIP

 

[Reaver]

Shit your pants daily or get the fuck out.

I am extremely uncomfortable with this idea. I do not like the smell of shit. I think I'll akip this one and continue using the toilet like a big girl.

But, maybe we can compromise. I'll use a sippy cup in place of this.

How's that?

 

[walterz]

Meet me in the woods and lets talk about it.

Pedophilia alert

 

[Deleted member 719276]

Omg. That's how you treat children?

:s

 

[Reaver]

stop watching porn, stop mastrubating>? if thats what you mean....
you can't just act like a child for your whole fucking life, pretending the existence to be non-existent
accept the fact move on, you're a grown up with grown genitalia, and if you still struggle with the fact, go and JUMP OFF A CLIFF RIP

Got it. Kill myself.

I will take that under advisement.

 

[mickyfu]

Just throw little forum tantrums when people disagree with your shit talk.

 

[Reaver]

Just throw little forum tantrums when people disagree with your shit talk.

Oh I did that last night.

OK cool. I'm doing something right.

I get a sticker for this, right? Bc I'm a good girl?

 

[mickyfu]

Oh I did that last night.

OK cool. I'm doing something right.

I get a sticker for this, right? Bc I'm a good girl?

I'm afraid not, just some warm milk and a cookie.

 

[Reaver]

I'm afraid not, just some warm milk and a cookie.

:/ Milk makes me poopy.

But I will take the cookie.

 

[annd]

try forum trolling ? seems lots of kids are doing it for an obvious reason

 

[Reaver]

try forum trolling ? seems lots of kids are doing it for an obvious reason

That seems like something I would be good at.

I will try that. Thank you for your suggestion sir.

 

[jmsalvador021]

Send nudes

 

[Reaver]

Send nudes

Nope.

 

[patricia Otto]

You'll have to spent some cute smile.

 

[ContentExpert]

Send nudes

Ummm..... Isn't this thread about how to treat a child?

 

[Reaver]

Ummm..... Isn't this thread about how to treat a child?

Yes it is.

I'm just as confused and possibly disgusted as you are.