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Man gets Penis stuck in Table ...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Asif WILSON Khan, Nov 2, 2017.

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  1. Asif WILSON Khan

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    will probably be a future headline.



    Table looks cool ... and sexy.
     
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    Yeah, but that surface looks too hard (ba dum tss). Combine it with elastomer and you've got yourself a new self-healing interactive sex toy.
     
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    sir ... I read "a soft robot that hits itself" and wasted 1min waiting for the robot to slap itself !!!
     
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    Sir... You need to get Hooked on Phonics.
     
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    The future promised me flying cars and sex robots being readily available, still waiting.
     
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    Where I come from, you are not a real man till you have been to A and E to have some household object removed from you penis. I reached manhood via an encounter with Henry the Hoover. I tried to teabag him.
     
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    That bastard Henry got me hooked on Coke

     
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    Man, it's because they're over here trying to give all of the sex robots citizenships.
    https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/30/16552006/robot-rights-citizenship-saudi-arabia-sophia

    This guy has the right idea, but it's too uncanny valley for my tastes. It not only looks creepy, but it talks like one of those spam bots that attack the forum every day.

    I heard @Red Soviet had a similar incident with some jelly and a @Sherbert Hoover vacuum cleaner.
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    http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/13/looking-for-robot-love-here-are-5-sexbots-you-can-buy-right-now-6891378/

    Wait no more, buy it now
     
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    What in fuck's name... click. Ah, okay.
     
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    I don't mind a sexy robo in my bed. :D
     
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    This is suggested posts. Posts we think you may have an interest in.
     
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    I am little scared. We need WW3.
     
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    Haven't you seen blade runner? That happens in 2019. We're almost there!
     
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    If you get gold in your cuts, you can get poisoned.

    Imagine trying to explain cuts full of circuit gold all over your genitals to the doctor!
     
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    Probably easier than explaining to the vets why you have a Chihuahua hanging off the end of your knob.
     
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    You thought we found out about your little incident?
     
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    Tweeted the same, got accused of Toxic masculinity.
     
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