Man gets Penis stuck in Table ...

[Wilson Grant Fisk]

will probably be a future headline.

Table looks cool ... and sexy.

 

[Zwielicht]

Yeah, but that surface looks too hard (ba dum tss). Combine it with elastomer and you've got yourself a new self-healing interactive sex toy.

 

[Deleted member 719276]

Yeah, but that surface looks too hard (ba dum tss). Combine it with elastomer and you've got yourself a new self-healing interactive sex toy.

sir ... I read "a soft robot that hits itself" and wasted 1min waiting for the robot to slap itself !!!

 

[Zwielicht]

sir ... I read "a soft robot that hits itself" and wasted 1min waiting for the robot to slap itself !!!

Sir... You need to get Hooked on Phonics.

 

[Wilson Grant Fisk]

The future promised me flying cars and sex robots being readily available, still waiting.

 

[mickyfu]

Where I come from, you are not a real man till you have been to A and E to have some household object removed from you penis. I reached manhood via an encounter with Henry the Hoover. I tried to teabag him.

 

[Wilson Grant Fisk]

Where I come from, you are not a real man till you have been to A and E to have some household object removed from you penis. I reached manhood via an encounter with Henry the Hoover. I tried to teabag him.

That bastard Henry got me hooked on Coke

 

[Zwielicht]

The future promised me flying cars and sex robots being readily available, still waiting.

Man, it's because they're over here trying to give all of the sex robots citizenships.
https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/30/16552006/robot-rights-citizenship-saudi-arabia-sophia

This guy has the right idea, but it's too uncanny valley for my tastes. It not only looks creepy, but it talks like one of those spam bots that attack the forum every day.

Where I come from, you are not a real man till you have been to A and E to have some household object removed from you penis. I reached manhood via an encounter with Henry the Hoover.

I heard @Red Soviet had a similar incident with some jelly and a @Sherbert Hoover vacuum cleaner.

 

[jailedbygoogle]

The future promised me flying cars and sex robots being readily available, still waiting.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/13/looking-for-robot-love-here-are-5-sexbots-you-can-buy-right-now-6891378/

Wait no more, buy it now

 

[Sherb]

What in fuck's name... click. Ah, okay.

 

[Gr00t007]

I don't mind a sexy robo in my bed.

 

[mickyfu]

What in fuck's name... click. Ah, okay.

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[Nut-Nights]

I am little scared. We need WW3.

 

[Deleted member 855230]

The future promised me flying cars and sex robots being readily available, still waiting.

Haven't you seen blade runner? That happens in 2019. We're almost there!

 

[Wilson Grant Fisk]

I am little scared. We need WW3.

Fought by Sex Bots?

Or if you are really scared then join the
Campaign Against Sex Robots

https://campaignagainstsexrobots.org/

 

[Aluminium]

If you get gold in your cuts, you can get poisoned.

Imagine trying to explain cuts full of circuit gold all over your genitals to the doctor!

 

[mickyfu]

If you get gold in your cuts, you can get poisoned.

Imagine trying to explain cuts full of circuit gold all over your genitals to the doctor!

Probably easier than explaining to the vets why you have a Chihuahua hanging off the end of your knob.

 

[kittykut]

What in fuck's name... click. Ah, okay.

You thought we found out about your little incident?

 

[Neoalb]

 

[Setox]

The future promised me flying cars and sex robots being readily available, still waiting.

Tweeted the same, got accused of Toxic masculinity.