Looking for ways to link to these urls ....

Hi ... looking for front door, back door or under the table ways to get listed, if only briefly on these sites: Slate.com, Salon.com, MSNBC.com, CNN.com and FoxNews.com. The combination of seo juice and relevance to my on-line mag will, I suspect, do wonders. My site has the kind of material these sites will pick up. My problem, how to contact someone, anyone, who can help out. Wink. Wink. Nod. Nod. Does someone know someone who knows someone? Thanks for your advice. :?Z