Looking for Help

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by Seariz, Sep 3, 2009.

  1. Seariz

    Seariz Junior Member

    Aug 29, 2009
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    Greetings and Salutations,

    I am new to these forums and have spent the last few days reading nonstop some of the absolutely fabulous posts here on all sorts of marketing techniques. Most of which I have never heard of before and am very grateful for the education lesson.

    I would like to preface this post by saying, I am not intending to sell any products in this post, I am actually looking for a SEO master who would like to trade his or her services for exclusive affiliate advertising for a period of time (or the rights to make a percentage on top and offer It to others, really it?s open for debate).

    Many of you I?m sure have heard the news and seen the Electronic Cigarette craze going on in the United States as well as other places in the world recently. The biggest debate is that these products use a chemical in antifreeze to create the smoke sensation while you inhale, and whether or not that it is a viable alternative to smoking cigarettes.

    I have a patent in the US, and four more processing as we speak for personal Vaporizer units that basically do everything the electronic cigarettes do ? except without that chemical compound. And even as we speak, we are currently trying to come up with an ?All Natural? flavoring to make the whole experience as healthy as inhaling in a sauna.

    With our products, you can have Vitamins, Nicotine, and once our licensing comes through we will be able to sell THC cartridges to medical marijuana card holders. Or, for non card holders, you can buy blank cartridges from us and use your brain a little and figure it out.

    That all being said, financially I?m pretty spent on just paying for all the patents, medical licensing, and so forth. I have been doing programming in C# as well as scripting for many years now, but don?t have the time to sit down and give this thing its proper attention. Be that in making programs to do marketing for it, designing affiliate banners, ranking myself on search engines, or writing fantastic sales copy.

    There are currently bans all over the US and world on items of this sort, and thus it makes it nearly impossible to ship them around and do sales. These bans however, have not kept the market empty, just filled with the shittiest products known to man in mass quantities because that is the largest profit margins. I would like to say for the record, I?m ok with not making as much money, as long as I get to fuck all of them out of their businesses.

    I am able to get as many of my products as I like shipped, ordered, wrapped and boxed etc with current warning labels and the such to make them 100% legal in every single state in the United States. To get the biggest impact while these bans are in place, I would like to setup a blackhat campaign to affiliate market the shit out of these things, as well as take up significant search rankings on searches like Marlboro and Camel.

    If a few individuals would be interested in joining in, or maybe just one company or a very talented individual, all offers will be heard. There is a $25 commission base on the starter kit ($100 product), although again ? prices and setup has yet to be completely set in stone, since I can quite literally do whatever the fuck I want.

    If anyone is interested, please PM me. I hope to be inundated with messages by this evening when I am back from dinner.

    Best Regards,


    P.S. If no offer is accepted, at least look forward to the near future when I setup affiliate sales.

    Share the wealth!