Cyber_Demon12
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- Apr 16, 2009
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Well its prolly a good thing that you weren't drunk or high or anything... who knows what could of happened... you could of had some whitetail human babies...
And btw.. when you cook it... you should have a big BHW get-together and let us eat it all.. or better yet... make 1000 posts on how you can monetize a dead deer!!! OMFG << GREAT IDEA.. OH OH OH AN EBOOK... i'm on a roll tonight... sorri :/
LOL!!!!
And btw.. when you cook it... you should have a big BHW get-together and let us eat it all.. or better yet... make 1000 posts on how you can monetize a dead deer!!! OMFG << GREAT IDEA.. OH OH OH AN EBOOK... i'm on a roll tonight... sorri :/
well you gotta earn your food
LOL!!!!
«ó«ô»ò» Lurk «ó«ô»ò»
Newbie
- May 16, 2008
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They use their hooves more than their heads when attacking a human. I helped a friend out of a tree years ago after he had been beaten and chased up it. He had two cracked ribs that took forever to heal. Friggin deer boxed him like a kangaroo on its hind legs.
He was wearing doe pheromones, were you recently handling any attractants?
He was wearing doe pheromones, were you recently handling any attractants?
Sanitarium
Regular Member
- Sep 27, 2008
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What a nice ending. What else are you good at my man?
What a fucking classic.Come on girl,can I just Rub my head on it for a second...I just want to see how it feels....Girls always fall for this....How many of you guys used this little diddy....I really doubt girls say,Come on,let me just slide it back and forth to see how it feels....lol
Cyber_Demon12
Junior Member
- Apr 16, 2009
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Yo hes not a superhero... or at least I don't think so.. So how could it be an awesome fight?
Maybe there will be an article in the paper?
"SUPERHERO VS. DEER
Who won?
The deer (the evil villian) attacked Xbon869x last night on a dark trail in a forest. All we know is that we found the deer dead with a broken neck. Xbon869x is no where to be found, but we do think he is the one that does it.
On a side note, there is a kid here who looks like he just got in a bad fight last night. Is he Xbon869x, the superhero?! Maybe one day we will know!"
I got you a rough draft man..
~So bored~
Back.. On topic: Do you eat anything else from deers besides deer meat? Thats all I have really ever eaten... If you have.. Let me know, and let me know if it tastes like chicken.. Cuz everything tastes like chicken... right?
BearyManaLow
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- Nov 22, 2008
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j00 HAVE BEEN OWNED BUDDY!!
Why is the picture of that deer the same picture as on this webpage... Look 15 rows down from the top.
Code:http://www.carolinabucks.com/deer_2008
This probably hurts worse than when you got "rammed" by the whitetale. Ouch to the e-peen!
Sanitarium
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- Sep 27, 2008
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Your date says 2008, I know you're not asking that question if you knew of Mark on the boards.
redtide1969
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- Feb 15, 2009
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Based on that photo evidence ownage...was it one of Santa's? Rudolph, Dasher or Dancer perhaps?
