Just Got Attacked By A Whitetale Deer

[mrsix]

god damn man that's a hell of a story

 

[pewep]

well you gotta earn your food

 

[Cyber_Demon12]

Well its prolly a good thing that you weren't drunk or high or anything... who knows what could of happened... you could of had some whitetail human babies...

And btw.. when you cook it... you should have a big BHW get-together and let us eat it all.. or better yet... make 1000 posts on how you can monetize a dead deer!!! OMFG << GREAT IDEA.. OH OH OH AN EBOOK... i'm on a roll tonight... sorri :/

well you gotta earn your food

LOL!!!!

 

[«ó«ô»ò» Lurk «ó«ô»ò»]

They use their hooves more than their heads when attacking a human. I helped a friend out of a tree years ago after he had been beaten and chased up it. He had two cracked ribs that took forever to heal. Friggin deer boxed him like a kangaroo on its hind legs.
He was wearing doe pheromones, were you recently handling any attractants?

 

[Sanitarium]

Good thing i'm fast at cutting up deer.

What a nice ending. What else are you good at my man?

What a fucking classic.Come on girl,can I just Rub my head on it for a second...I just want to see how it feels....Girls always fall for this....How many of you guys used this little diddy....I really doubt girls say,Come on,let me just slide it back and forth to see how it feels....lol

 

[ClThis]

MWUAHHAHAH! YESSSS! I remember watching my dog stalk a deer and it turned around and just rammed her. Pretty insane scene man, I could picture that fight. Awesome

 

[Cyber_Demon12]

MWUAHHAHAH! YESSSS! I remember watching my dog stalk a deer and it turned around and just rammed her. Pretty insane scene man, I could picture that fight. Awesome

Yo hes not a superhero... or at least I don't think so.. So how could it be an awesome fight?

Maybe there will be an article in the paper?

"SUPERHERO VS. DEER
Who won?

The deer (the evil villian) attacked Xbon869x last night on a dark trail in a forest. All we know is that we found the deer dead with a broken neck. Xbon869x is no where to be found, but we do think he is the one that does it.

On a side note, there is a kid here who looks like he just got in a bad fight last night. Is he Xbon869x, the superhero?! Maybe one day we will know!"

I got you a rough draft man..

~So bored~

Back.. On topic: Do you eat anything else from deers besides deer meat? Thats all I have really ever eaten... If you have.. Let me know, and let me know if it tastes like chicken.. Cuz everything tastes like chicken... right?

 

[cypionate]

j00 HAVE BEEN OWNED BUDDY!!

Why is the picture of that deer the same picture as on this webpage... Look 15 rows down from the top.

http://www.carolinabucks.com/deer_2008

 

[Silencer]

That is one crazy story!

I vote BHW Christmas get-together!

 

[billrolls]

total pwnage by cypionate !!

 

[BearyManaLow]

j00 HAVE BEEN OWNED BUDDY!!

Why is the picture of that deer the same picture as on this webpage... Look 15 rows down from the top.

http://www.carolinabucks.com/deer_2008

This probably hurts worse than when you got "rammed" by the whitetale. Ouch to the e-peen!

 

[Crooker]

j00 HAVE BEEN OWNED BUDDY!!

nice hat haha that made me laugh.
good job on finding that image man.

 

[Paper-Boy]

epic battle. glad you survived.

your dog seems vicious yet protective. i like that.

 

[TrickaC14]

why go through all the trouble to tell something made up? Doesn't make sense to me...

 

[MuonTrail]

Bwahaha well I guess my statement still stands. It's good you were never in any real danger.

 

[betster77]

like to tell stories much?...

 

[Sanitarium]

why go through all the trouble to tell something made up? Doesn't make sense to me...

Your date says 2008, I know you're not asking that question if you knew of Mark on the boards.

 

[redtide1969]

Based on that photo evidence ownage...was it one of Santa's? Rudolph, Dasher or Dancer perhaps?

 

[mrsix]

wow... that's some KILLER ownage right there cyp

 

[SSL9000J]

:why::wt::bsflag::llama::lame:

Was there a point to this?