I've been kidnapped by aliens!

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Sorry friend, but you had HIM comming - since that particular moment you press that post button...
I mean no harm I come in peace!
 
You said that you are designing a site. Maybe they liked your designing skills and they will come to you another time because they need a logo for their new association.

I hope they won't know that @Neon is a good designer too. So they wont take it.
 
Looks like there was a hint of DMT on your absinthe....
 
I think you're just too isolated.
Do you happen to go out sometimes ?
Do you have friends or relatives who are close to you ?
How often do you interact with them ?
Do you interact with people on a daily basis ?
Just saying "hi" to 5 diffrent people per day may save you from your isolation.
I don't assume that you're lonely, because it's more than a feeling than a fact.
But you may really be isolated and your brain is starting to create its own reality to spice up your isolated life.
Don't forget the fact that schizophrenia is more common among isolated people than socialized one.
Either way, be brave and start to pray or to meditate to calm down your mind.
 
"They said I was in a black hole about a million miles away from the world." - No black holes that close to earth. They lied to you.

Now on a serious note, i do appreciate a bullshit story if is well constructed. Yours isn't. You could have done a better job man.
 
Why to post about aliens on BHW?
Did you sell something to them?
 
Dude, chill... We told you not to talk about it man.
Sorry guys, We just wanted to learn how you have sex.
I mean, we know how you have sex just wanted to know if you have any new position.
Kamasutra was easy for us.
 
OP, if you're for real, look into sleep paralysis, which can play a role in creating alien abduction or other paranormal stories. Shit is scary as fuck.
I have it, I was shit scared when I was a kid not knowing what the shit that was. My parents often asked me to pray and go to bed. (lol)
After researching this stuff and knowing what it actually is, it is under control.

In sleep paralysis, you don't go a fun ride with your alien friends.;) Your brain creates some scary ass creature (with sounds and everything) and it sits on top of you. You cannot move or talk.

I've never had an abduction like thingy, but yeah this is a possibility.
 
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Oh, it was awful.They set me on a cold metal table and prodded me with humiliating probes. And th—oh wait, that was my physical.
 
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