I Just Ate Chocolate-Flavored Paste

Any product with additives, sugar, fried oil at high temperatures can cause cancer.

Chocolate, potato fries, chips, processed food etc.

But it can is different from it will.

Well, shit. Then I'm fucked.

On the bright side, I'm glad I ain't a fan of fried nutella.
 
off of who?



At school there was a guy who said he used to spread Marmite over his genitals and then get his cat to lick it off.
Marmite "Love it or Hate it", apparently Cats love it.

Did you go a special school by any chance? I think when I went school one of the last things I would be bragging about is my cat linking my balls. I'd rather be known as the lad who sucks his uncle off than the cat molester.
 
if you get the chance try european nutella its completely different to what you get in the US

dont know, it was some offbrand lipton knock off

I grew up in africa where they make damn sure everyone knows how to cook properly, pretty much any party or social gathering was at someones house and we cooked our own food. when i moved to the NL in 2015 i was shocked to learn that my 17 year old cousin needed help on warming up soup, i kid you not. Hell most people there my age didn't know how to cook. (early twenties btw)

Different cultures place more emphasis on cooking than others. I can see how that was shocking.

Here in the States, people are proud of the fact that they can't cook. They almost brag about it. I think that's sad and most of the reason why we (as a country) have a weight problem.

I bought the same thing yesterday, to me I kind of liked it even though its nothing like a good fresh made brownie.

Were you that weirdo following me around the store?

I think I'm getting too old. I remember when I was a kid Hostess made some goooood shit. Seems like it all tastes like packing peanuts and GMOs now.

I'm not interested in the things you get up to in the bedroom.

Yes you are. You like that kinky shit. Come over here and let me slap you around while you call me mommy.

Any product with additives, sugar, fried oil at high temperatures can cause cancer.

Chocolate, potato fries, chips, processed food etc.

But it can is different from it will.

Have cigarettes and liquor been outlawed as well? Bc they can cause cancer too.

Glad your not Scottish where the deep fat fried Mars Bar is considered a delicacy.

They have deep fried Twinkies and Oreos that they sell at Walmart. So Americans aren't any better.
 
Different cultures place more emphasis on cooking than others. I can see how that was shocking.

Here in the States, people are proud of the fact that they can't cook. They almost brag about it. I think that's sad and most of the reason why we (as a country) have a weight problem.
i get all that of course but a 17 year old needing help warming up soup is just sad, and i dont expect much but come on.

where i lived in the NL there is no incentive for kids or people in their twenties to cook, I mean food delivery was very cheap and you get pretty much anything in under 15 mins delivered to your door.
or there is always a fast food joint within a couple mins travel. It's the problem of convenience. why cook when it's easier and quicker to order?
i've met a few people who are proud of the fact they cant and never have cooked for themselves, its just sad.
 
Did you go a special school by any chance? I think when I went school one of the last things I would be bragging about is my cat linking my balls. I'd rather be known as the lad who sucks his uncle off than the cat molester.

Would you rather fuck a goat and no one knows about it, or not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you did?
 
It's the same thing in the States. I actually thought this problem was unique to this country bc we are the laziest people I've seen in my life. We demand that things be made easier so that we don't have to do anything but throw money at a problem and it gets solved.

Don't feel like cooking? Order a pizza or go to McD's.

Don't feel like grocery shopping? Walmart jas employees that will grocery shop for you. You just pay for it and go pick it up in the store. They will even load up the groceries for you.

The list goes on and on.

Seems like the more advanced we get, the lazier we get.

i get all that of course but a 17 year old needing help warming up soup is just sad, and i dont expect much but come on.

where i lived in the NL there is no incentive for kids or people in their twenties to cook, I mean food delivery was very cheap and you get pretty much anything in under 15 mins delivered to your door.
or there is always a fast food joint within a couple mins travel. It's the problem of convenience. why cook when it's easier and quicker to order?
i've met a few people who are proud of the fact they cant and never have cooked for themselves, its just sad.
 
no stopping it, the people will just have to learn to moderate themselves and not turn into lazy slobs.
we live in a world now where we can get anything we want delivered to our door, often the same day we ordered it.
But that's sort of the point, to streamline our lives to make it easier and work less. except one day we will reach a tipping point of too many people simply not enough things to do.
 
I think the reason im big is because i can cook too good haha! Sports is a competition and im competitive in everything i or what im going for has to win.
 
So did you write the review? And if so, were you honest?
 
Did you go a special school by any chance? I think when I went school one of the last things I would be bragging about is my cat linking my balls. I'd rather be known as the lad who sucks his uncle off than the cat molester.


Now, looking back it did have it's fair share of eccentrics. That guy though was a lunatic, he claimed his Granddad shot Hitler, and also mounted a CB Radio to his BMX
 
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