I Hate My Girlfriend

her asking those questions is her way of solidifying that....

she is the boss


and you not correcting her behavior

is accepting that she is the boss


maybe you should pick up a skirt to cook in
 
My advice to any of you younger people is LEAVE and LEAVE now. Saves you the cost and extra aggravation of leaving later.

I got a good friend who has a saying.. Show me the hottest woman in the world and I will show you someone who is already sick of ********ing her.
 
Hmm like a man? Well that is a subjective statement. 50 years ago a man would slap the sh*t out of her. I do not agree with beating a woman. So where does that leave me? Should I just apologise and take her shit, is that man like? Maybe I should scream at her or Kick her out?

Maybe you should just date a man, you obviously cannot handle women and I mean that quite literally and not in a sarcastic way. Nothing she said warrants hate, a beating or being called a bitch. It was all quite innocent really.

Next time you get a girlfriend hire one or tell them straight up beforehand that you don't want a woman that speaks, complains or has an opinion on anything. There is nothing wrong with that, if that's what you truly want, just let the person know beforehand. This talk about hate and beating and such leaves me thinking you need counseling in the least.
 
I had to jump out of the shower soaking wet to let you into the bathroom and you want to know why the bathroom is wet?"

LOL, who has the pussy here, I think she grows balls in your relationship...


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Why do you live with a girl anyway, don't you know girlz have cooties!

Kidding, but i'll understand the universe before I understand women.


I'm glad I got a neg rep on this thread for saying girls have cooties.

I love how people look for the stupidest shit to neg rep people with, then are anon. about it. Really shows how shitty there lives are that they gain satisfaction throughout the day neg repping for stupid shit to make themselves feel better. /rant

And to the OP, if you have her working online with you, she's a keeper. I could only IMAGINE having my girlfriend (or any girlfriend I've had) working with me on my online ventures.
 
I love how people look for the stupidest shit to neg rep people with, then are anon. about it. Really shows how shitty there lives are that they gain satisfaction throughout the day neg repping for stupid shit to make themselves feel better. /rant

Everyone's tough on the internet... Whenever I'm about to get mad at such people, I just think of how pathetic they are and that makes me feel better.
 
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you hate how you *reacted* to her questions.

something i learned from tony robbins.
 
Maybe you should just date a man, you obviously cannot handle women and I mean that quite literally and not in a sarcastic way. Nothing she said warrants hate, a beating or being called a bitch. It was all quite innocent really.

Next time you get a girlfriend hire one or tell them straight up beforehand that you don't want a woman that speaks, complains or has an opinion on anything. There is nothing wrong with that, if that's what you truly want, just let the person know beforehand. This talk about hate and beating and such leaves me thinking you need counseling in the least.

There are always multiple ways of saying the same thing. Had she asked in a calm manner I would have explained it to her. She didn't though, she asked with a raised voice, her hands on her hips and an attitude.

The Scarlet Pimp said:
you hate how you *reacted* to her questions.

something i learned from tony robbins.

You're right I do hate how I reacted. Normally I would defend myself and calmly explain the situation. If she is in a pissy mood she will talk back and it turns into a shouting match. I have the flu and have been throwing up for two days. I really was not up for holding a conversation let alone getting in a shouting match.

Either way I do not always stand up to her or explain the situation so you're right many times I hate how I react to her questions.

theconfidenceman said:
her asking those questions is her way of solidifying that....

she is the boss

and you not correcting her behavior

is accepting that she is the boss

maybe you should pick up a skirt to cook in

Again, as I mentioned several posts ago I am sick. Either way sometimes I do react the same way. Close the door in her face and got about doing my own thing. She usually knocks on my door a few hours later and apologises.

Closing the door in her face is a silent way of say "you're being irrational and your questions currently do not warrant a response"

c0rrup said:
Same I was thinking, no common sense what so ever!
If you had common sense you would read before posting. I already responded to m_zecs question. She cannot urinate in front of people she gets stage freight.

Man ... (max) I think you are the bitch.
From how you talk I realise you don't know how to respect a woman ... so grow up, and after that try to be a bit more understanding you moron.

I just got home from a trip to Budapest (shopping tripp) and I had a great time with my GIRL FRIEND.
So maybe women are not such a bitch, and you are ...
Ah I see so your trick to keeping a woman happy is taking her shopping. I will learn much from you master.:goodnight

fvcktheworld said:
All I have to say is you are the man right? Start acting like one. Let your balls drop a little and tell her what is up. I have lived with the same woman for about 2 years now. We get along great, we work together also. Here is how that conversation would have went with me.
Her - "I need the toilet, I have to pee, Please hurry."
Me - "I will be out in a minute, you can come in if you want?"
Her - "You know I can't pee in front of you. Just please hurry."
Me - "OK"
Then I get out, knock her towel down, pick it up and throw it wherever. She goes in and does her business, now if she was to come out with the attitude your woman had, which mine would not act like that, but if she did, here is my response.

Her - "Max how can you get the bathroom so wet?"
Me - "because I just got rushed out of the shower, by a woman that can not control her bladder or pee in front of me."
Her - "Why is my towel on the basin"
Me - "same reply as above" plus "at least I picked it up."
Her - "Why did it take you so long to get out of the bathroom"
Me - "Yeah like you have any room to say anything about taking to long in the bathroom. It takes you an hour to do your hair. End of that discussion."
Her - "why is the heating on, it is so hot in here"
Me - "Because I was cold. If you don't like it, go outside. I will turn the heater down when I am warm."

Be the man, tell her what is up. The more you let her walk on you the more she thinks she can get away with. I honestly think women find men more attractive if they stand up for themselves. I have actually been told this by quite a few of them. If you lower the town of your voice, change the way you look at her, and stand firm you will win.

Good luck with all that. I usually don't post on Lounge threads as I find them a waste of time that I could have been making money, but it is Saturday and You need some help.

Fair enough man you're right. A lot of the times I will back down and let her win. I will stop doing that, thanks for the advice.
 
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I open the door and let her in. She pees, washes her hands and comes out....

"Max how can you get the bathroom so wet?"
"Why is my towel on the basin"
"Why did it take you so long to get out of the bathroom"
"why is the heating on, it is so hot in here"

If it would have been me, I would have thanked you profusely for letting me in followed by some awesome whoopee making :D
 
Cool down, OP :). She could have been in a fight -- remember, you said she came home early. Or she could have been badly humiliated by someone else and is beyond self-control at the moment... Or there could be n number of reasons. So it would be a fine gesture if you become a punch-bag for her while letting the volcano erupt all the acid. I think she would appreciate your kindness after she realizes how bad she was. Possibly she is having a bad time (period) actually, or is taking the bad event at the party out on you.

I don't think that was that bad. It's all about bad timing. Let this pass too, and you two should be much closer next time (together in the bath, for a change ;))

Living in is much more than sharing time and body, it's about sharing souls and caring for each other too. HTH both!
:)
 
TO THE OP..
Why didnt your girl just pee while you were in bathroom? My girl do it all the time..

2nd once she started complaining you should had told her to behave and calm down
 
killer thread !! woman woes every where :)

on a serious note, when it comes to women i always wish to be Gandhi's 3 monkeys. (blind,deaf & dumb) my advise, IGNORE ;)
 
I agree with pickatchoo, if she's ugly don't let her enter the house anymore.
 
And I hate these kind of threads in BHW:(

It is the lounge or in other words the off-topic area so get the fu*k over it.

before you launch into some long-winded drivel about how this forum is descending into the cesspool DP is you should read the description of this forum section.

What's been on your mind lately? Maybe you've come across a website that made you laugh. Almost anything goes here!
 
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TO THE OP..
Why didnt your girl just pee while you were in bathroom? My girl do it all the time..

2nd once she started complaining you should had told her to behave and calm down

I answered this a few times already. She has stage freight she cannot urinate with others in the room.
 
Thanks guys.

Well lucky for me I grew up in an Italian household in which my mum taught me to cook. Beside making money cooking is my passion and I cook every night. She on the other hand is a shitty cook.

I want to see if the dog training method works on women. I wont cook anything for her until she is nice to me again. When she is nice I will cook her a great meal. When she is bad she eats microwave frozen meals or whatever shitty concoction she puts together herself.

I think this will be a ground breaking experiment. I will try to tame a woman through the use of a food reward system.

Now you're the one acting like a woman
 
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