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I Hate My Girlfriend

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by MaxTucker, Oct 16, 2010.

  1. MaxTucker

    MaxTucker Regular Member

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    Me an my girlfriend live together. Tonight she went out for a family birthday. She got back early at about 9:00pm.

    5 minutes before she got home I jumped in the shower. We have a two bathrooms in this apartment but with one of the bathrooms being remodelled so there is only 1 free toilet.

    As soon as she comes in the front door she knocks on the bathroom door. "Max I need to go to the toilet, it's urgent". I reply "ok give me a second". I switch off the shower, grab a towel and hop out. I proceed to dry myself off when she knocks again "hurry up please". "ok" I say as I wrap the towel around my waist. In my hurry to get out of the bathroom I knock her towel off the radiator. Instead of putting it back on the pipping hot radiator I throw it on the dry basin. I figured she needed to jump in the bathroom so why would I wast time to fold the towel to squeeze it on the radiator?

    I open the door and let her in. She pees, washes her hands and comes out....

    "Max how can you get the bathroom so wet?"
    "Why is my towel on the basin"
    "Why did it take you so long to get out of the bathroom"
    "why is the heating on, it is so hot in here"

    All I could think was.

    "Shut the f*ck up you stupid bitch! I had to jump out of the shower soaking wet to let you into the bathroom and you want to know why the bathroom is wet?"

    Of course I did not say that. I just closed the door of my study in her face and came back to the computer.

    Why are women such bitches?
     
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  2. Kεяusнιι

    Kεяusнιι Registered Member

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    They aren't, they just nag too much sometimes. But I mean that's not "bitch-ish" at all in my opinion. Being a bitch is when your girlfriend tells you to let her out of the car, and then gets mad when you actually do it. :p
     
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  3. Henry04

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    Its normal, I know this situations well, you have to live with it if you want to have a girlfriend. Womans arent such as rational as man, she are sometimes a bit stupid.
     
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    Women are from another planet.
     
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    I guess making love to your eyes since you're read
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    she thought you were rubbing one out without her. Tisk Tisk Max.
     
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    Two bathrooms are a must. Always.
     
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    Don't worry, OP, she told me she hates you too.
     
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    She was just pissed for having to wait to use the bathroom, wouldn't take it too seriously.
     
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    Why she cant pee while you are in shower?
     
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    You get pussy, don't you? If so, STFU and take it like man!
     
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  11. MaxTucker

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    Thanks guys.

    Well lucky for me I grew up in an Italian household in which my mum taught me to cook. Beside making money cooking is my passion and I cook every night. She on the other hand is a shitty cook.

    I want to see if the dog training method works on women. I wont cook anything for her until she is nice to me again. When she is nice I will cook her a great meal. When she is bad she eats microwave frozen meals or whatever shitty concoction she puts together herself.

    I think this will be a ground breaking experiment. I will try to tame a woman through the use of a food reward system.
     
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  12. MaxTucker

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    She cant go if somebody is watching..... stage fright.
     
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  13. MaxTucker

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    Hmm like a man? Well that is a subjective statement. 50 years ago a man would slap the sh*t out of her. I do not agree with beating a woman. So where does that leave me? Should I just apologise and take her shit, is that man like? Maybe I should scream at her or Kick her out?
     
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  14. Sprouts

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    Lemme get this straight...

    1. I'm assuming you bring in the money (since you're on a money making forum)
    2. You cook
    3. She nags
     
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    lool no comment...
     
  16. MaxTucker

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    Yeh that's about the jist of it. She is only good for spreading her legs.

    Actually that is not true. She helps a lot with the running of my company. She is a very intelligent woman. However, I brought in loads of money before her and I can still bring in loads without her.
     
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    What are we doing on earth if women are Venus.
    and men are from Mars?
     
  18. mudbutt

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    Mudbutt approves, over and over again.
     
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    I hate her for bitching at you about the water.
    I hate you for proceeding to dry off when you knew she had to use the bathroom.
    I hate you for not sticking up for yourself and telling her it was her fault for rushing you.
     
  20. MaxTucker

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    You make some good points.

    Sometimes I just cant be bothered delving into an argument. Had I stuck up for myself it would have turned into a screaming match. I have the flu and I am really not up for a shouting match with an irrational woman.

    As for drying off it was a two second dry off so I would not track water all over the carpet. I could not have been more than 45 seconds.