I Hate My Girlfriend

MaxTucker said:

Yeh that's about the jist of it. She is only good for spreading her legs.

Actually that is not true. She helps a lot with the running of my company. She is a very intelligent woman. However, I brought it loads of money before her and I can still bring in loads without her.

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it seems you have a great personal assistant, but what does she do in your bathroom?

Why do you live with a girl anyway, don't you know girlz have cooties!

Kidding, but i'll understand the universe before I understand women.

MaxTucker said:

You make some good points.

Sometimes I just cant be bothered delving into an argument. Had I stuck up for myself it would have turned into a screaming match. I have the flu and I am really not up for a shouting match with an irrational woman.

As for drying off it was a two second dry off so I would not track water all over the carpet. I could not have been more than 45 seconds.

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45 seconds in I have to use the bathroom time is a very long time. Especially when you find yourself right outside it . It can be even worse since your body knows the bathroom is so close. A secret to winning an argument is staying calm and talking softly while pointing to how they are yelling and you don't like it. It sways the power your way.

1) Bitching and Nagging are 2 different things.
BITCH stands for: Being In Total Control, Honey

-Understand the difference-

2) The Mars and Venus comments refer to the different ways men and women process information.

Women process life verbally. Bad, good...pros, cons---It all comes out of their mouths. Men who have problems with women and get all bent out of shape take all that stuff personally.

Stop trying to get your woman to think like a man!

*Bonus tips from this 53 year old, with the same woman last 25 years:

A Relationship is not about what you like...its about what you can stand.

"I figured she needed to jump in the bathroom so why would I waste time to fold the towel to squeeze it on the radiator?"

Don't do her thinking for her. I've been married 25 years and I know her well enough to know how she likes things.

Put her towel back where it was. Most women dont like disarray. Now you know not to mess with her towel!

Men wash. Women cleanse. A man will wash his armpits, ass, nuts AND face with the same cloth.

If you want to be a slob, live alone.

She pretty? It's cool.
Ugly? Throw her out on the street, man!

You sound like a little kid fighting with his sister. Jesus christ

I highly recommend you to clear your cookies and delete your history. If she finds out this thread you are DEAD

bah, that's nothing, wait till you get married to a superbeotch like my wife and everyday you get harassed on personal issues and on money.
" bitch is not happy with less than 3k us for spending money" so give me a break and let me brrrrrrrrreeeeeaaath.......

Don't take shit from her... ever. If you do she will think she can get away with it and walk all over you. Just make fun of her when she gets mad.. to the point if being verbally abusive.

Every so often make fun of her in front of her friends or reveal something embarrassing that she did. She wont fook with you then. Sad, but its the only way to wear the pants in the house with out slapping a bitch...

m_zec said:

Why she cant pee while you are in shower?

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My thoughts exactly. My wife and I have no problem doing our business while the other is in the shower. Problem solved. lol...

PS: But don't flush the toilet!

MaxTucker said:

"Max how can you get the bathroom so wet?"
"Why is my towel on the basin"
"Why did it take you so long to get out of the bathroom"
"why is the heating on, it is so hot in here"

All I could think was.

"Shut the f*ck up you stupid bitch! I had to jump out of the shower soaking wet to let you into the bathroom and you want to know why the bathroom is wet?"

Why are women such bitches?

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Been there.

Being a bitch is when your girlfriend tells you to let her out of the car, and then gets mad when you actually do it.

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Done that.

If you want to try this. Get a spray bottle and spray her in the face when she is being bad. "bad girl" *spray in the face*.

Or an even better method is an electric dog collar. Little more pricey but way more effective.

Have fun, or you always :spank: her

MaxTucker said:

Thanks guys.

Well lucky for me I grew up in an Italian household in which my mum taught me to cook. Beside making money cooking is my passion and I cook every night. She on the other hand is a shitty cook.

I want to see if the dog training method works on women. I wont cook anything for her until she is nice to me again. When she is nice I will cook her a great meal. When she is bad she eats microwave frozen meals or whatever shitty concoction she puts together herself.

I think this will be a ground breaking experiment. I will try to tame a woman through the use of a food reward system.

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Next time she is in the shower, walk in, flop down on the toilet and take a massive crap. If she says anything tell her you didn't wanna rush her out of the shower cause you know how annoying that can be.
Oh yeah...don't flush the toilet either cause it might scald her with hot water.

All I have to say is you are the man right? Start acting like one. Let your balls drop a little and tell her what is up. I have lived with the same woman for about 2 years now. We get along great, we work together also. Here is how that conversation would have went with me.

Her - "I need the toilet, I have to pee, Please hurry."
Me - "I will be out in a minute, you can come in if you want?"
Her - "You know I can't pee in front of you. Just please hurry."
Me - "OK"
Then I get out, knock her towel down, pick it up and throw it wherever. She goes in and does her business, now if she was to come out with the attitude your woman had, which mine would not act like that, but if she did, here is my response.

Her - "Max how can you get the bathroom so wet?"
Me - "because I just got rushed out of the shower, by a woman that can not control her bladder or pee in front of me."
Her - "Why is my towel on the basin"
Me - "same reply as above" plus "at least I picked it up."
Her - "Why did it take you so long to get out of the bathroom"
Me - "Yeah like you have any room to say anything about taking to long in the bathroom. It takes you an hour to do your hair. End of that discussion."
Her - "why is the heating on, it is so hot in here"
Me - "Because I was cold. If you don't like it, go outside. I will turn the heater down when I am warm."

Be the man, tell her what is up. The more you let her walk on you the more she thinks she can get away with. I honestly think women find men more attractive if they stand up for themselves. I have actually been told this by quite a few of them. If you lower the town of your voice, change the way you look at her, and stand firm you will win.

Good luck with all that. I usually don't post on Lounge threads as I find them a waste of time that I could have been making money, but it is Saturday and You need some help.

Man ... (max) I think you are the bitch.
From how you talk I realise you don't know how to respect a woman ... so grow up, and after that try to be a bit more understanding you moron.

I just got home from a trip to Budapest (shopping tripp) and I had a great time with my GIRL FRIEND.
So maybe women are not such a bitch, and you are ...

Do the dog training method it always works for me. When she bitches at you like that its not your problem, its all of her problems combined into one and then thrown at you in an irrelevant situation. In the middle of all her bullshit just don't even dignify it with a response. Yelling and arguing back is out of the question it wont work. If you react negatively to her negative statements she will always win. Act like in your world, that kind of behavior doesn't exist and isn't real but do it without saying anything, like you would with a dog. Don't reward her with your attention, because its your attention that attracted her to you anyways. And if said methods don't work, ******** it I guarantee you can pull a way better girl with the right attitude.

m_zec said:

Why she cant pee while you are in shower?

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Same I was thinking, no common sense what so ever!

MaxTucker said:

Thanks guys.

Well lucky for me I grew up in an Italian household in which my mum taught me to cook. Beside making money cooking is my passion and I cook every night. She on the other hand is a shitty cook.

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A woman that can't cook a decent meal is not worth a buck.

Nothing sexier than a woman that can cook well and loves to cook.

If you understand them, make an ebook of your experiences and share it in the downloads section! Please need it very badly!!

MaxTucker said:

Hmm like a man? Well that is a subjective statement. 50 years ago a man would slap the sh*t out of her. I do not agree with beating a woman. So where does that leave me? Should I just apologise and take her shit, is that man like? Maybe I should scream at her or Kick her out?

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What I meant is not to bitch on the internet about it
It doesn't even seem like a problem to me. You should have just told here exactly what happened... A simple "I tried to get out as quick as I could for you, hun.." would do the job



And then obviously proceed to tell her to make you a sammich