How would YOU make $1k in one week?

mrbigballs said:
Dude I sorta feel sorry for you so I will give you a real method . . .

Its so simple most you probably just never thought of it.

However to pull this off you need to know how to post AT LEAST 1 ad on CL (dont worry about auto posters and all that you will only need one post).

So on to the method . . .

Make a post posing as a chick (make sure you are not really a hot chick but more like a mid 40s, saggy titties, no booty type bitch you get the idea). The TRICK is you are basically going to be undercutting the entire market.

So make your post advertising $10 blowjobs (you may have to use code words because the word blowjob might be banned from CL but just get creative). MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR PERSONAL CELL PHONE NUMBER IN YOUR POST!

All you have to do once you place your ad is take the calls (and here is where it gets real blackhat) PRETEND that you are just scheduling for the girl . . . but in reality you are gonna show up yourself and blackhat this fool!

Then just put on a wig (or at least a baseball cap) and a little lipstick (my guess is red converts better but do your own testing). Swallow 20 loads a day for 5 days in a row and . . .

BOOM 1k in your pocket in less than a week!

NOOBS DO NOT COPY THIS WORD FOR WORD! PUT YOUR OWN TWIST ON IT SO YOU DONT SATURATE THIS METHOD!

(Thanks and +rep appreciated)

:rolleyes:
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I would do that but my morals wouldn't let me unfortunately...
Actually I feel very sorry for you because you had such a great idea but when I look at your picture you probably always got busted by the guy because of your big balls mh?
 
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Thanks for sharing my method, BASTARD!

All the way down to the red lipstick... now how am I going to be able to buy my kiddie porn?



mrbigballs said:
Dude I sorta feel sorry for you so I will give you a real method . . .

Its so simple most you probably just never thought of it.

However to pull this off you need to know how to post AT LEAST 1 ad on CL (dont worry about auto posters and all that you will only need one post).

So on to the method . . .

Make a post posing as a chick (make sure you are not really a hot chick but more like a mid 40s, saggy titties, no booty type bitch you get the idea). The TRICK is you are basically going to be undercutting the entire market.

So make your post advertising $10 blowjobs (you may have to use code words because the word blowjob might be banned from CL but just get creative). MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR PERSONAL CELL PHONE NUMBER IN YOUR POST!

All you have to do once you place your ad is take the calls (and here is where it gets real blackhat) PRETEND that you are just scheduling for the girl . . . but in reality you are gonna show up yourself and blackhat this fool!

Then just put on a wig (or at least a baseball cap) and a little lipstick (my guess is red converts better but do your own testing). Swallow 20 loads a day for 5 days in a row and . . .

BOOM 1k in your pocket in less than a week!

NOOBS DO NOT COPY THIS WORD FOR WORD! PUT YOUR OWN TWIST ON IT SO YOU DONT SATURATE THIS METHOD!

(Thanks and +rep appreciated)

:rolleyes:
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Well.. The easiest $1k/week is go to stand on a corner in a sexy outfit (kinda showing a lot) and be a prostitute for a few days... You should make waaay more than $1k and if you do it the blackhat way, you won't even have to take your clothes off... but you would just have to make sure you run and get someone else before they wakeup and find you...

Cuz its not like they could do anything since its illegal anyways hahhaaha
 
I would make $1k in one week by not going on this forum. Instead I would actually take action and put my time to good use instead of trolling like what I'm doing by writing this.
 
You might as well ask " How can I get a bigger dick?"
 
Once again, I'll just give my standard answer for these kind of threads.

Here's the answer to your question:

IMPORTANT - Before you start another thread or post another reply, read and follow these instructions:

There are so many ways to make money that are already posted, and sorted into relevant threads and forums. What use would there be to just randomly start filling up a single thread just to relist all of those methods again? How many threads do you think it would take doing that before the db is overloaded. Maybe it's a better idea to just look through all the existing threads.
 
I would sell my body on the streets if I were you, but that's if I were you... good luck
 
If you HAD to make a $1000 in a week the best thing to do would be to sell all your shit.

Put up literally everything that's not essential in your life for sale on eBay, put up all your books/textbooks/DVD's on Half.com (don't underestimate selling all your books)

You can also sell all of your relative's/spouse's/sibling's/friend's nonessential shit. Sometimes they don't mind if you share the profit with them.

Also, if you have money to invest then you can do PPC

If you have no money to invest (and you prob don't because you NEED $1000) then I would pick a high converting CPA offer (email submit: win a free iPad, etc.), write a catchy flyer and start putting up these flyers all over your neighborhood (hang them up, put them into cars, hand them out to ppl)

Another great way (but obviously very risky) is to take all that money you just earned (from selling all your shit) and take a trip to your closest casino. I'm not gonna say put it all on black, but test the waters, roulette is a great game to play and it IS possible to double or triple or get ten times your money's worth (I have totally done it before), I would stay away from blackjack because it is very possible to lose money extremely fast in that game while in roulette you get a chance to think.

And... you can also... quickly sell a few P90X's on eBay and Amazon.... not a lot just a 3 or 4, check out dvd-fan.com

If none of this works, obviously just go ahead and sell your body to older women :p

Good luck!!!
 
Do a 3 day eBay auction selling what home junk you have, to raise a net $100. During those 3 days, download a lot of e-books from BHW, rewrite or consolidate them into your own courses or 'system.' On day 4, use the eBay cash to run 2-3 WSOs with your rip-off ebooks/courses. Sell them for $59 regular price, $29-39 WSO price. 30 sales of $34 WSOs equals $1,000.
 
I don't need one k right now (could use it though)......
I also don't need your answers where you tell me to search in the forum.

I wanted to know what YOU would do, your personal opinion.
(of course just in general, i don't want your exact techniques)..

But seems like nobody is getting it :first:

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( if you post under this post you are not funny -.- ) hihi
 
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