9 Month intervals? You're crazy. Get about 270 girls, knock em all up, one day apart.
When the last one gets fertilized, the first one pops a kid out. Now, you are good for 9 months. Outsource the fertilizing to someone else.
Spend your time tattooing and teaching now.
Outsourcing will do no good-you need Caucasian babies, the indian guys might just mess things up.
Make the baby laugh so hardly that it cant even breathe haha.