How to exploit my son?

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Promote baby email or zip offers. Odds are its going to be a hit with new mothers and they are always looking for the next baby supply deal!
 
The title I think is a little bit cruel. But it got my attention. ;)

Exploit isn't a good word to use for either family members or children. But I don't see any harm in using traffic (as long as one doesn't traffic children) to monetize if you have a funny video of your son. Personally I would probably fund all the money it generates into he's collage funds or to his drivers licens.

As long as you as he's parent think that it's ok to post a video of your son and as long as it doesn't contain anything that he would get upset about if he was old enough to have any opinion about this, I would think that it's ok.

How to make money... Well the best thing you can do is to add a link to your blog. Or maybe you should make a new blog, one specially for your son and write on the top part that "All money this blog is generating goes to my college funds! - Dad say's so even though I rather would like to spend it on toys and candy... " (maybe you should take a white paper and write it with some cryons in a childis style and scan it in as a header for the blog? - Just an idea to create some feelings) and then you can set up some ads, CPA, sweepstakes and even stuff if you belive that will generate anything. Adults is kind of weird when it's children involved. If abusing them they get mad and if it's something sweet they just adore it and I belive that can give you some money (or your son...).
 
Yeah I have to admit the title to this thread is messed up. I couldn't help but think 'so what's next, how to sell your ass on the street?'
 
9 Month intervals? You're crazy. Get about 270 girls, knock em all up, one day apart.

When the last one gets fertilized, the first one pops a kid out. Now, you are good for 9 months. Outsource the fertilizing to someone else.

Spend your time tattooing and teaching now.
 
9 Month intervals? You're crazy. Get about 270 girls, knock em all up, one day apart.

When the last one gets fertilized, the first one pops a kid out. Now, you are good for 9 months. Outsource the fertilizing to someone else.

Spend your time tattooing and teaching now.

Outsourcing will do no good-you need Caucasian babies, the indian guys might just mess things up.
 
Outsourcing will do no good-you need Caucasian babies, the indian guys might just mess things up.

Yeah man, this thread is getting old, and it's making all the bigots crawl out from underneath their rocks. *Pokes a stick at them* Get back!
 
I haven't read all the responses but if it does go viral there will be hundreds of people that will rip your video and reup it. So making sure you have watermark that can't be easily covered over before you upload it will be key.

aSH
 
Haha that was a clever thing to do. Wiill do that when I will get some kids one day... Haha ;).

Make the baby laugh so hardly that it cant even breathe haha. Ive seen this on youtube. Got like a million+ views. Insane.
 
Make the baby laugh so hardly that it cant even breathe haha.

haha..haha... thats abuse, sucker.

yea.. back to the 270 bitches, fertilizing and ''rinse and repeat''..... do you know that a Caucasian male baby can go for like 100K. So, its either make and keep or hit and run.....


.....this thread is kinda sick from the beginning, and I think I just made it worse..LOL
 
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