What were those idiots at America's Funniest Home Videos thinking huh? That show sure tanked in a hurry!
How to exploit my son?
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What were those idiots at America's Funniest Home Videos thinking huh? That show sure tanked in a hurry!
cooooookies
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- Oct 6, 2008
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aaaaaaaaaaargh. Dear thread creator I really hope you just wanted to provocate people here. If not and I could hardly believe that please give your son away for adoption. He deserves a better mom/dad than you could ever be.
This forum is intended for people who want to make money - but not at all costs.
bananahands
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Well I agree its kinda fucked up to exploit your son for a dime but post it here so you can get a BH'ers opinion before you go through with it.
The Giant Midget
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make a landing page and put it up with your video
pinkystinkymailinatorcom
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- Jul 27, 2008
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this is first stage
i am afraid that you will try to sell your son if you want to buy new car
i am afraid that you will try to sell your son if you want to buy new car
soniclounge
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Find something that will actually benefit the parents watching! and if you make money along the way put it in a savings account for your son when he gets older.
Most networks have a diaper/kids stuff email submit for parents that converts pretty well you can try that with this video.
Say Something at the end of the video like" Wow kids can be so funny yes this is my son.. I just wanted to say thank you for watching and laughing it does make the soul feel better. Being a parent I thought I would pass this on to you "get a free sample or whatever the offer is here..." Thanks again and don't forget to subscribe to see more funny stuff my son does!
Make sure the title has "funny kid" or "funny kids" in it, 1st line in description and first tag... Get a domain with "funnykids" in it as well...
Funny animals and funny children a good niche to target if done right...
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pleiadian01
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I lose faith in humanity when i see shit like this. Have people really gone so low as to even think about making $$$ off their family!?!
You shoulda filmed his first words, first steps - now that woulda really brought the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
You shoulda filmed his first words, first steps - now that woulda really brought the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
tonlilaz
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because people are trying to inflate their post count by acting all offended and stupid....anybody with 1/2 a brain cell would realize what the op meant. people just see the word 'exploit' in the title and they go nuts....they don't read the rest of the thread
now, had the op said that he was showing child porn on youtube, i'd say yeah...you guys have a right to get your dks in a twist....but the guy's just got a cute vid of his kid...wants to put it up on youtube...and yeah...make a few bucks. there's no difference between him and a gazillion parents out in hollywood trying to make $$ from their kids....it's not wrong unless he coerces his child to do something wrong, illegal, or just something he does not want to do.
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Barbacamanitu
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I didnt know BHW was full of... pansies.
I'm gonna go knock up my gf now, just so we can have a kid to monetize.
I'm gonna tattoo ads all over his body, and rent out space on his head. He will wear shirts with my websites all over them.
When he gets a little older, I'll teach him to write articles and post CL ads. Then, he will learn how to Ewhore (or maybe just whore). Once he gets too old, and starts asking for money, I'll sell him.
Rinse and repeat. The method is very scalable, just have to have a good business site, and get accepted into many orphan networks. Bahahaha
I'm gonna go knock up my gf now, just so we can have a kid to monetize.
I'm gonna tattoo ads all over his body, and rent out space on his head. He will wear shirts with my websites all over them.
When he gets a little older, I'll teach him to write articles and post CL ads. Then, he will learn how to Ewhore (or maybe just whore). Once he gets too old, and starts asking for money, I'll sell him.
Rinse and repeat. The method is very scalable, just have to have a good business site, and get accepted into many orphan networks. Bahahaha
unselfishfan
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Hey chucklechuck!
Have you ever seen the one about the two precious kids
in overalls titled "You Been Farming Long?" It was done 30 years ago,
and is still going strong! Those little tykes are grown men, and momma
made some good money with it. Google that title, and you will find at least 10
pages about it. Here's a link to the story and the original picture-
Maybe your son will appreciate it when he has kids of his own, and he may well
appreciate what the money could help him accomplish. As long as he grows up
loved, and truly valued for his own self, he should be fine.
Hope that helps. I say "Go for it-make an enduring memory.
Make some good money too!"
Have you ever seen the one about the two precious kids
in overalls titled "You Been Farming Long?" It was done 30 years ago,
and is still going strong! Those little tykes are grown men, and momma
made some good money with it. Google that title, and you will find at least 10
pages about it. Here's a link to the story and the original picture-
Code:
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Valley/2252/lttlfrmr.htmlMaybe your son will appreciate it when he has kids of his own, and he may well
appreciate what the money could help him accomplish. As long as he grows up
loved, and truly valued for his own self, he should be fine.
Hope that helps. I say "Go for it-make an enduring memory.
Make some good money too!"
I've heard about funny home videos. THat's also abotu exploiting family members.
secretboy08
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ya its super scalable.after a few years hard work you can get sell kids regularly at 9 months interval.LOL
you had me in splits.
@op:this is sick.why dont you do some of the methods posted on the forum,they will earn you more and surely none of them includes using your family members.
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