Guys i need $1M USD FAST!

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derajc

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<Insert lame reason here>

Or I will also accept:

1)Handheld, spoonfed walkthrough of how to make a comparable amount.
2)$999,999.99
3)All your lists and programs w/ licenses
4)All your earning websites



...Now do you see how childishly desperate it makes you sound when you post a thread like this?
 
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STEP 1: Take out life insurance on a loved one.
STEP 2: Kill Them.
STEP 3: Profit...?
 
Phew. I was about to screw at you cuz I thought you were one of em.

Haha.
 
I think threads complaining about noobs being noobs are worse to be honest with you. None of the noobs who make these type of threads are going to read your post and have a sudden realization that their posts are silly. Noobs will be noobs, and I just let them be.
 
derajc said:
<Insert lame reason here>

Or I will also accept:

1)Handheld, spoonfed walkthrough of how to make a comparable amount.
2)$999,999.99
3)All your lists and programs w/ licenses
4)All your earning websites



...Now do you see how childishly desperate it makes you sound when you post a thread like this?
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Gimme your bank acc. I will bank it in immediately.
 
Send me a PM. I'll sell you my WSO for $9.99.
It teaches people how to make $1 mill even though I, myself, have never made it.
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(Not serious)
 
Why ask for a million, when you can move to nigeria and make billions! Gotta love amnesty haha
 
Kickflip said:
I think threads complaining about noobs being noobs are worse to be honest with you. None of the noobs who make these type of threads are going to read your post and have a sudden realization that their posts are silly. Noobs will be noobs, and I just let them be.
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Well I meant it as an informative parody. I didn't actually think a noob would read this and reform their ways lol. Just bringing an lol or 2 for the lounge.
 
derajc said:
Well I meant it as an informative parody. I didn't actually think a noob would read this and reform their ways lol. Just bringing an lol or 2 for the lounge.
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I understand, but for me it is just ironic. People are always complaining about annoying noobs making dumb posts and wasting everyones time, but they end up doing the same thing or encouraging the actions themselves. For example, I have seen many threads similar to this one multiple times on blackhatworld, so they aren't funny to me. But there will always be at least 1 person who hasn't seen the thread, who thinks its original and funny.

If people just ignore the noobs posts, they will disappear a lot quicker onto page 2, and then be gone forever. If people respond and keep bumping the post to the top, they are encouraging more people to make threads like them, because a lot of the time people who make those threads actually do end up getting what they want, at least partially. And yes, I realize I am doing the exact same thing by responding to this thread.
 
Asking myself sometimes if some bhw members here are real humans since they have no feelings and compassion
 
derajc said:
<Insert lame reason here>

Or I will also accept:

1)Handheld, spoonfed walkthrough of how to make a comparable amount.
2)$999,999.99
3)All your lists and programs w/ licenses
4)All your earning websites



...Now do you see how childishly desperate it makes you sound when you post a thread like this?
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Yes, yes I do.
 
Kickflip said:
I think threads complaining about noobs being noobs are worse to be honest with you. None of the noobs who make these type of threads are going to read your post and have a sudden realization that their posts are silly. Noobs will be noobs, and I just let them be.
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False. I read this thread AFTER I thought my post a bit more than silly.

Wasn't everyone a noob at something at one point in their life?
 
drb352 said:
False. I read this thread AFTER I thought my post a bit more than silly.
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"ok".

So the replies to your thread didn't make you open your eyes, but THIS thread did?

If you are truly as desperate as you said in your other thread, then why would you even care if you look silly by creating it?

Were you simply exaggerating about how desperate you were? And did you lie to us about needing the money today in your paypal as well? I am really not sure how we can trust anything you say, since after only about an hour or so, you seem to not need the money today or be as desperate as you originally tried to express to us.
 
i lol'd, and i agree - seems to be a lot of these threads lately
 
Dude you've gotta be on the forum for longer than a month to be asking for that kind of money.
 
Kickflip said:
"ok".

So the replies to your thread didn't make you open your eyes, but THIS thread did?

If you are truly as desperate as you said in your other thread, then why would you even care if you look silly by creating it?

Were you simply exaggerating about how desperate you were? And did you lie to us about needing the money today in your paypal as well? I am really not sure how we can trust anything you say, since after only about an hour or so, you seem to not need the money today or be as desperate as you originally tried to express to us.
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Didn't exaggerate, just panicked and got, to perfectly honest. lazy. I didn't lie about needing today. I talked to them and bought myself more time.

This is the internet. Should you be trusting anyone that you didn't meet in person?

I figured I should defend myself. But you're right, I shouldn't care.
 
So hey uhm.. what's your credit card number? And expiry date? And CCV? Got some spare change for ya buddy.
 
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