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I think threads complaining about noobs being noobs are worse to be honest with you. None of the noobs who make these type of threads are going to read your post and have a sudden realization that their posts are silly. Noobs will be noobs, and I just let them be.


Especially when those noobs post it in Blackat SEO section instead of the lounge...:(
 
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I can give you $1mil. I have a donkey that shits gold coins. I can give it to you for 3 days. If you feed him 4-5 times a day it should make the $1mil in those 3 days.
 
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Registered in January 2012 and already making threads as if he was at BHW for like forever? lol
 
"ok".

So the replies to your thread didn't make you open your eyes, but THIS thread did?

If you are truly as desperate as you said in your other thread, then why would you even care if you look silly by creating it?

Were you simply exaggerating about how desperate you were? And did you lie to us about needing the money today in your paypal as well? I am really not sure how we can trust anything you say, since after only about an hour or so, you seem to not need the money today or be as desperate as you originally tried to express to us.

I found his spot on satire quite amusing.
 
I found his spot on satire quite amusing.

And I am sure you are not alone. I am also sure I could create the same thread tomorrow, and someone else would get a laugh out of it. And someone else the next day. That becomes a real issue. How fun and enjoyable would the forums be if every user simply recycled the same posts/jokes every day/week/month? To be honest, the "I need money!" threads actually have a much higher potential of generating interesting and insightful conversation then threads like this would.

Without me speaking out against this type of thread, its a cheap laugh and nothing more. And there is nothing wrong with cheap laughs, but there are plenty of opportunities to score cheap laughs without creating new threads. When creating new threads, I think people should aim for something that can create some intelligent/ongoing discussion and doesn't offend people. That's how I feel personally.

Its just so funny to me, when people complain/make fun of noobs creating threads seeking help from the community, and create threads to mock them. I just feel this whole thread is so ironic, especially considering the join date of the OP as ShadeDream pointed out.
 
And I am sure you are not alone. I am also sure I could create the same thread tomorrow, and someone else would get a laugh out of it. And someone else the next day. That becomes a real issue. How fun and enjoyable would the forums be if every user simply recycled the same posts/jokes every day/week/month? To be honest, the "I need money!" threads actually have a much higher potential of generating interesting and insightful conversation then threads like this would.

Without me speaking out against this type of thread, its a cheap laugh and nothing more. And there is nothing wrong with cheap laughs, but there are plenty of opportunities to score cheap laughs without creating new threads. When creating new threads, I think people should aim for something that can create some intelligent/ongoing discussion and doesn't offend people. That's how I feel personally.

Its just so funny to me, when people complain/make fun of noobs creating threads seeking help from the community, and create threads to mock them. I just feel this whole thread is so ironic, especially considering the join date of the OP as ShadeDream pointed out.

I guess I am just cynical, but I want to kick every noob in the face who creates those types of threads.

Go back and look at my thread history from a noob. I never once made a retarded thread about "how do I make money, help" or "I have 69 billion emails, what next". I used the god damned search function like a half intelligent being

I completely understand your point and agree with you. I was just pointing out the fact that his satire was pretty spot on. Made me laugh.
 
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1). Move to China.
2). Start manufacturing extremely cheap and low quality goods.
3). Sell them online cheaper than all competitors!
 
1). Check email spam folder
2). Find email from a friendly nigerian
3). Reply
 
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