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Guys i need $1M USD FAST!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by derajc, Feb 13, 2012.

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  1. derajc

    derajc Registered Member

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    <Insert lame reason here>

    Or I will also accept:

    1)Handheld, spoonfed walkthrough of how to make a comparable amount.
    2)$999,999.99
    3)All your lists and programs w/ licenses
    4)All your earning websites



    ...Now do you see how childishly desperate it makes you sound when you post a thread like this?
     
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  2. 3v0|v3

    3v0|v3 Regular Member

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    STEP 1: Take out life insurance on a loved one.
    STEP 2: Kill Them.
    STEP 3: Profit...?
     
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  3. Leith

    Leith Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Phew. I was about to screw at you cuz I thought you were one of em.

    Haha.
     
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    Kickflip BANNED BANNED

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    I think threads complaining about noobs being noobs are worse to be honest with you. None of the noobs who make these type of threads are going to read your post and have a sudden realization that their posts are silly. Noobs will be noobs, and I just let them be.
     
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  5. burst

    burst Newbie

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    Contac me. I might get you the money.
     
  6. axus_auto

    axus_auto Power Member

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    Gimme your bank acc. I will bank it in immediately.
     
  7. HFlame7

    HFlame7 Regular Member

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    Send me a PM. I'll sell you my WSO for $9.99.
    It teaches people how to make $1 mill even though I, myself, have never made it.
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    dannym954 Regular Member

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    Was literally just talking about this! :') Well done OP
     
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  9. jpeace808

    jpeace808 Newbie

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    Why ask for a million, when you can move to nigeria and make billions! Gotta love amnesty haha
     
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    derajc Registered Member

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    Well I meant it as an informative parody. I didn't actually think a noob would read this and reform their ways lol. Just bringing an lol or 2 for the lounge.
     
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    Kickflip BANNED BANNED

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    I understand, but for me it is just ironic. People are always complaining about annoying noobs making dumb posts and wasting everyones time, but they end up doing the same thing or encouraging the actions themselves. For example, I have seen many threads similar to this one multiple times on blackhatworld, so they aren't funny to me. But there will always be at least 1 person who hasn't seen the thread, who thinks its original and funny.

    If people just ignore the noobs posts, they will disappear a lot quicker onto page 2, and then be gone forever. If people respond and keep bumping the post to the top, they are encouraging more people to make threads like them, because a lot of the time people who make those threads actually do end up getting what they want, at least partially. And yes, I realize I am doing the exact same thing by responding to this thread.
     
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    Asking myself sometimes if some bhw members here are real humans since they have no feelings and compassion
     
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    highrider778 Regular Member

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    step 1) steal underpants
    step 2) ?
    step 3) profit!
     
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  14. drb352

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    Yes, yes I do.
     
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    False. I read this thread AFTER I thought my post a bit more than silly.

    Wasn't everyone a noob at something at one point in their life?
     
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    Kickflip BANNED BANNED

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    "ok".

    So the replies to your thread didn't make you open your eyes, but THIS thread did?

    If you are truly as desperate as you said in your other thread, then why would you even care if you look silly by creating it?

    Were you simply exaggerating about how desperate you were? And did you lie to us about needing the money today in your paypal as well? I am really not sure how we can trust anything you say, since after only about an hour or so, you seem to not need the money today or be as desperate as you originally tried to express to us.
     
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    i lol'd, and i agree - seems to be a lot of these threads lately
     
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    BENNY8877 Supreme Member

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    Dude you've gotta be on the forum for longer than a month to be asking for that kind of money.
     
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    Didn't exaggerate, just panicked and got, to perfectly honest. lazy. I didn't lie about needing today. I talked to them and bought myself more time.

    This is the internet. Should you be trusting anyone that you didn't meet in person?

    I figured I should defend myself. But you're right, I shouldn't care.
     
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    So hey uhm.. what's your credit card number? And expiry date? And CCV? Got some spare change for ya buddy.