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Funniest reply ever! must see

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by johnsmithuk, Jun 24, 2011.

  1. johnsmithuk

    johnsmithuk Registered Member

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    Okay here it is I have been using craigslist and gumtree getting my aff link out there lol to make some bank,

    so far only made £34 but...

    here it is...

    I have had replies saying not interested or not for me thanks but check out the reply I received below:

    use the coupon code FUCK YOU using my link ahahahah and you will be rich ahahahahah :)


    lol man :)



    ----- Original Message -----
    From: Vincent Snel
    Sent: 06/24/11 01:58 PM
    To: Brodie Scott
    Subject: Re: Online business

    FUCK YOU

    On 24 June 2011 13:25, Brodie Scott <MY EMAIL> wrote:
    Unfortunately I am in the process of getting my phone contract sorted this week so email is good for now :)


    Bill here

    I’m glad to hear that you are interested in taking over my business.

    Basically I get all of my items from MY AFF LINK, and generally all I need is the lowest bid pack and on the odd rare occasion I may have to use the next lowest priced bid pack.

    I pick up the items up for the lowest possible price using a great buying strategy and set of rules which I have tested, modified and perfected over the past 6 months.
    Once I have successfully completed each purchase, I then research each item which literally takes 5 minutes. I find out how much the recommended retail price is and take note of some of the key features and benefits of each item.

    I will then craft my own description for each item using the key features and then simply list it for sale on Ebay or CraigsList for a price way below the recommended retail price.
    This low price guarantees me a quick sale and a massive profit on my original investment.
    Now as you know I have perfected this business over the past 6 months and would like to see it go to someone who will actually take action and not let this great opportunity go to waste.
    So before I send you the detailed purchasing strategy and set of rules, I would like you to head on over to MY AFF LINK and purchase the lowest priced bid pack and then get back to me.
    This proves to me that my business is going to a person who is actually going to take action. As soon as I receive your reply I will then send you my personal strategy plan and close this offer to everyone else who applied.
    I will await your reply.
    Sincerely,
    Brodie
    P.S. Please get back to me either way and tell me whether or not you would like to continue. That way I can either close this offer or present this opportunity to the next person who emailed me.


     
  2. johnsmithuk

    johnsmithuk Registered Member

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    dreadnuaght you have to see this! lol
     
  3. littleg2008

    littleg2008 Senior Member

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    i must be getting old..., i dont find this funny in the slightest
     
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  4. Wings[SENSE]

    Wings[SENSE] Regular Member

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    that is not even funny ...
     
  5. 75INZ

    75INZ Regular Member

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    Wow, good job copy+pasting that entire letter and not putting in any footwork yourself :rolleyes:
     
  6. johnsmithuk

    johnsmithuk Registered Member

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    well F U C K Y O U then

    lol
     
  7. aReJay

    aReJay Power Member

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    Your pitch gets a little see through the second time you drop the aff link.
    The reply is not funny.

    -aReJay
     
  8. johnsmithuk

    johnsmithuk Registered Member

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    you guys think there is anything else I can do to make it "CONVERT"

    sorry about the swearing lol i got carried away
     
  9. KraftyKyle

    KraftyKyle Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Was the f*** you suppose to be funny? Or was your attempt at trying to get someone to sign up up under your affiliate link suppose to be the funny part. Cause I laughed at that...
     
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    Nordajgt Regular Member Premium Member

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  11. wealth54

    wealth54 Regular Member

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    u opened a bullshit thread dude its not funny at all
     
  12. DoorKnocker

    DoorKnocker Regular Member

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    i have been bulk mailing for many years now i think we mailer get the funniest, weirdest, angriest, craziest ,worst curses ever,

    i think one of the funniest reply i got was,

    dear spammer you will burn in hell god does not like spam
     
  13. nisha.sharma

    nisha.sharma Registered Member

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    It's a fuck, How can it be funny man. Get something amazing.