Dear Diary, Why Is Marketing So Frustrating?

You're either to philosophical or you're just plain weird.

This thread is 2edgy4me, i cringed so hard that google penalty doesn't seem that painful anymore.

It is only frustrating if you forget to put your headphones on!

Small posts so I'll reply in quotes. Much easier for me.

SEO_Ninja said:

Of course both positive and negative are just emotions, but they feel completely different .. One feels good, and the other feels bad. Why not optimise your life to always feel good?

You sound insanely depressed in my opinion. I have been there before. When you are questioning the need to feel positive emotions at all, I think it's time to start taking it a bit more seriously.

Just my 2 cents

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I think I'm more miserable than depressed, tbh. My low blood sugar and high blood pressure kick into overdrive these days. I should seriously start taking care of my health instead of IMing all day or I will become a vegetable. The last time I felt real depression was probably when I first moved to Moldova, almost 2 years ago. There was snow outside and I went to sit on the bench in the apartment complex 'park'. I seriously wanted to vanish from the face of the Earth on that day. We all have our hard days.

This diary thing is meant as a form of relief. If you've never suffered from hypoglycemia you might not understand what it's like to have extreme mood swings or total apathy. Taking insulin is out of the question - I will have none of that.

irfanrufi123 said:

You're either to philosophical or you're just plain weird.

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I think you can't have one without the other, lol.

Peter Ngo said:

This thread is 2edgy4me, i cringed so hard that google penalty doesn't seem that painful anymore.

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I would have cringed too if I were reading it from someone else's perspective. I think Google should just give it up. Don't they realize that we'll always find ways around their BS algorithm? Well, I guess they get paid to do their job... and we get paid to do ours, lol.

HeadphonesOn said:

It is only frustrating if you forget to put your headphones on!

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Come to think of it - I was too distracted by learning IG to listen to anything. Music calms me down and I love listening to synthwave and electro house because they give me the kind of high that party drugs bring (not that I ever took any). For what it's worth, music truly is my MDMA.

I love himouto umaru-chan so much! Yummy!

Sherbert Hoover said:

If you spent less time writing out inane pointless threads and posts, less time playing video games and watching movies and the completely childish soul-suck waste of space that anime is, and more time actually working, I can guarantee you would be doing a lot better than you are now. Your writing is not the worst. Better than most on here for sure. You're at six months and 100 posts. Why not upgrade to Jr. VIP and start a content writing service?

...But I've said all that to you before, and I'm just a stranger on an Internet forum who can't tell you how to live your life, and it's not even any of my business. It's just extremely sad when you are watching someone bitch and moan about not succeeding when the real reason why is so blatantly obvious. You seem smart, and I'm sure people have told you that your whole life. But there's a difference between writing long words and essays online and knowing how to utilize your intelligence effectively.

Here's an idea. Every time you refer to "yourself" in the third person, put a quarter in a jar. That's a start.

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You know what? Right now my blood sugar is stable and I can think things more clearly and logically. What you are saying makes so much more sense. At first when I came here you seemed like the type of person who would randomly pick on me for no reason. The more I pay attention to your posts the more I see where you are coming from.

Right now I'm working with someone in a JV and it's exciting to take a breath of fresh air for a change. Two days ago I was a total newbie at IG and now today I can already do all of the basics and have started giving out FREE reports of a CB product with my affiliate ID at the end, lol.

Don't take me too seriously when I say ridiculous stuff. It's my natural defense mechanism to use black humour and sarcasm whenever I feel lonely or even restless. I'm not really all that smart when it comes to most things. Lord knows I'm only good at music and math and very little else.

Hell, a few weeks ago I was walking down to our local store and noticed for the first time that there is a church next to it and I've been living here for almost a year xD.

Don't give up on me yet. I might end up becoming a real marketer one day. Soon™

Only have $3? Is all that affiliate and article writing not paying?

Lord knows I'm only good at music and math and very little else.

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Make IM a math/statistics problem (or a set of problems) and use your reach to promote your music in your sparetime to keep motivated. You could make a social media page with music jokes for that, where you post jokes daily and one of your new videos once a week. Simples. Also, never forget to put your headphones on.

@Elin Dotsya

Thanks for entertaining us!

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OmegaPoint said:

Only have $3? Is all that affiliate and article writing not paying?

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Who wants to write articles for 3rd world wages? This is Black Hat World, not "Forgotten Hobo Syndicate".

HeadphonesOn said:

Make IM a math/statistics problem (or a set of problems) and use your reach to promote your music in your sparetime to keep motivated. You could make a social media page with music jokes for that, where you post jokes daily and one of your new videos once a week. Simples. Also, never forget to put your headphones on.

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I would like new headphones as all of my earphones are broken now. Could you buy me one of those Sennheiser headphones? It will make an awesome Xmas gift. :3

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@Elin Dotsya

Thanks for entertaining us!

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Anytime, lol. I realized that I need to take more breaks between IMing to calm my nerves. I may be a slow worker, but I'll get there at my own pace. I hate the "rush, rush" and working a shitload of hours. All for what? I'll do what I want when I want. Dotsya is gonna be old one day and still kicking ass and taking names. Come at me, life. I don't care~!