can't go in to walmart anymore

I know it's immature.... but I still like shit jokes. Actually they're my favorite. Only 2nd to racism.................................
 
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Guys, it is Sugirl, one the most famous trolls at BHW, I always enjoy the stories she/he posts. The bad part is that these stories are usually copy pasted from bodybuilding forum,but still..
Like they say... It takes one to know another!
 
Oh the irony...what perfect timing. I am reading this as I take a dump. Charmin ultra soft TP and butt wipes by my side.

OP - a clean ass is nothing to hang your head low about.

Must be a slow news day...
Good man knows the charimin + extra wipe with some baby wipes.
Op. Don't come shopping with me. I'm vetting porno mags before I buy one.
Ask the cashier which condoms she recommends and tell her I want extra large with those exciter bits on them.
 
Wadafuck did I just read, someone ashamed for buying toilet paper! I always buy the most expensive one ( here in Romania if you do not buy the expensive your ass will suffer ) and push my cart as if I was driving a lamborghini haha
 
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Sorry guys...
lol...?
 
By any chance did you shit your pants when you realized you knew the checkout girl?
 
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lmao mfw when i realize this is from misc

op kys and stop stealing sht
 
if you never want to go and get tp again from now on right after you have just took a P000PE H0P in the SH0WER and rinse the P000PE out of your but that way.
 
What's to be ashamed of buying toilet paper? Its normal to buy those stuffs in the market.
 
Dafuq........ buying toilet papers.What a fcuked up thread.
 
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