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can't go in to walmart anymore

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Sugirl, Feb 10, 2014.

  1. Sugirl

    Sugirl Regular Member

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    I never buy toilet paper during the day. I always go out at 12:30-1:00a.m so I don't run into anyone I know. I went to walmart earlier hoping I wouldn't see anyone. I grabbed my cart and had 4 24pack rolls of toilet paper to purchase. It usually lasts me several months. I buy a lot at once, so I don't have to go through this. I put them in the cart and then I walked around with my head down. I wouldn't look at anyone because I was embarrassed. I walk towards the check out thinking I was in the clear. Usually its some old lady and she doesn't call me out on the toilet paper. I walk up to the cashier and raise my head just a little bit to make sure I don't know her and BAM! It was an old class mate. I could not believe it. I just left the cart at the check out and walked away with my head down because I was in shock. I can't go back to that walmart now.


    thinking Target now. But are they 24/7?
     
  2. Duffers5000

    Duffers5000 Elite Member

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    Damn....now your old schoolmate will know you have normal bodily functions.......the shame.

    By the way shes the one working the late shift at walmart !
     
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  3. evilclown

    evilclown Senior Member

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    I can only imagine your odyssey for buying tampons.
     
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    kinlee Supreme Member

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    You're lucky you are not the cashier ;) :p
     
  5. No.RuleZ

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    u have serious problems man
     
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  6. seocrab

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    I saw a woman that spent 10 minutes unwrapping the toilet roll she just bought and putting rolls into 'posh' shopping bags. Who are you trying to fool? Everyone poops and it's good to wipe!
     
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    lmao what the hell is wrong with you, just buy bog roll with your normal grocery shop its a pretty standard thing to buy.
     
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  8. hadzid

    hadzid Regular Member

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    Reminds me of a story where monkey is ashamed of her habit of eating bananas...

    P.S. That's right, there is no such story. How old are you? 12?
     
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  9. Asif WILSON Khan

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    Too ashamed to buy TP but willing to disclose story on BHW ... strange.
     
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    crazedspyker Senior Member

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    I didn't know toilet paper was an embarrassing item to buy... can't tell if this is a joke or not.
     
  11. gorrior

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    I found a new niche!
    Imma start buying toilet paper in my nearest grocery and sell it online!
     
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    hardybents Power Member

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    Try renting porn back in the day...Those old squeeky saloon doors were murder.
     
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    I sometimes get that way about condoms. I can buy them from any guy cashier, just fine. I can buy them with really old women cashiers. But for younger women, it's just an odd feeling.

    The good thing about toilet paper, is that since you buy so much of it at once, you can do it with a smile. Just tell the cashier that you plan on seeking revenge on someone, if they give you any strange looks. Everyone knows what TP'ing a house or a car is all about!
     
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    That's nothing. I ran into a friend of mine at a 7-11 after midnight buying vaseline. His giggling only confirmed my suspicion.
     
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    Guys, it is Sugirl, one the most famous trolls at BHW, I always enjoy the stories she/he posts. The bad part is that these stories are usually copy pasted from bodybuilding forum,but still..
     
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  16. iBrazilian

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    What are you kidding me, if you at least get a large magnum [if it fits ya ;)]most girls will definitely give you their numbers, you should try it sometime dude.
     
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    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=160068971

    OP, you are sick.
     
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  18. Tosmekop

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    Yeah, it still doesn't help.
    I can buy from younger females, just fine, if they work at a sex shop.
    The problem is that my preferred condom is lamb-skin, because it gives the best pleasure, IMO, but for some reason, they rarely sell them at sex shops. They sell them mostly at places where, while buying them, I appear to be the only person openly thinking about sex.
     
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    use some water and your hand, BAM, no more toilet paper problem
     
  20. mickyfu

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    Just get a cat and wipe your arse on the cat.