Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Sugirl, Feb 10, 2014.
Everyone takes a shit nothing to be ashamed of....My greatest methods come at that pinnacle
Whats a Lamb skin condom if you dont mind me asking ?
I haven't tried it, don't really use condoms but in this case I'll definitely try it because I haven't found a condom that actually makes me feel like I'm having sex and not rubbing my penis on a plastic.
Buying condoms is as normal as buying toilet paper, but I can see it being awkward in some situations why not just buy them online instead and save the whole trouble of feeling like that?
Any of those girls from the sex shop hit on you?
This has to be the funniest and stupidest post ever.
LOL! I remember this! The porn section would be in some closed off area, right in the middle or slightly off to the side of the video rental shops!!
Everyone sees you go in and come out, and they all know what's inside! I wasn't old enough to legally be inside these rooms, but some of them were closed off by a curtain, and when you're like 9 or 10 yrs old, it's easy to slip inside, undetected. But when you reach "adult height"... I know that had to be rough!
I'll never forget it... I was at a Hollywood Video, in Illinois, back when I was 9 yrs old, 20 years ago. This guy came into the video store, and he looked nervous AF when he first walked inside. I don't know why this guy stood out to me, but he did. He seemed to be just too shifty and overly cautious. He slowly walked around the perimeter of "THE AREA", glancing at videos, while awaiting an opening where nobody would see him enter. He was glancing at PG, PG-13, and R rated films, as if he was hoping to give off the impression that he was interested in anything other than the T&A he came for. As a 9-yr old, I wasn't even fooled by this obvious bluff. I'd already been inside "THE AREA", and knew what it was about. I'd seen some of this stuff when I stayed home from school and broke into my dad's file cabinet, in the bottom shelf, underneath a shitload of papers. Memories of watching "Blacks and Blondes", at 8 years of age, came rushing to me when I stepped inside "THE AREA", for the first time, so I knew the look on the man's face.
Anyway, he believed the coast to be clear, and just as he quickly moved toward "THE AREA"'s entrance, the Middle Eastern man, that worked at the video store caused everyone to look at the man, as he said, in the thickest Middle Eastern English accent I'd ever heard, though the words were crystal clear, "I know what you're going to do...." He said this with the biggest smile I'd ever seen, and with the most accusing stare I'd ever imagined. I was embarrassed for the guy. I could see the heads turning in his direction, and feeling the weight of my own eyes, I decided to look away, to provide at least a bit of relief, so that he wouldn't see a child watching him, as well.
Like a world-class athlete, the man Usain Bolt'ed out of the store, like a smouldering arrow from a crossbow, being catapulted through a soft slab of butter.
That's why you should use ebay or amazon and not macys or walmart...
When I buy toilet paper, I just take my time. I don't give a fuck if the girl next to me is on fire, maaaaaaaaaan, I need to choose THE best toilet paper. And boy, I walk with that paper proud. Proud on my decision of buying that particular toilet paper. #neversaveontoiletpaper
My girlfriend recently moved into my place. I have now discovered the wonderful world of adult butt wipes. My tush couldn't be any happier (and cleaner). I, on the other hand, raise my head up high when I buy these.
So you are embarrassed with buying toilet paper? Why not order it online
Toplel! She is the one working at Walmart, and your are embarrassed because of what? You use toilet paper like the rest of the civilized world?
This is got to be a troll!
1. What do you use to wipe the shit out meanwhile?
2. Do you always shake hands when meeting someone?
post too short.
i couldnt help rolling with laughter
at this shit. do u feel an ass now ??
time to check out of this thread
Now you can't come back to BHW so you're really fucked >.<
I LOL'ed at the posts that actually took the time to give real, life advice to OP.
So, everyone else in your town is walking around with their asses full of shit ? Interesting, tell me more.
Just spit water everywhere laughing at this comment! Lol!
I know this is pretty unrelated, but the way those guys are writing almost made me puke. It's like a written version of Jersey Shore.
And to get on topic: if the guy who went to buy toilet paper had just bought smaller amounts of toilet paper more often, like a normal person would do then he probably wouldn't feel so ashamed. Buying that amount of toilet paper will look like you're going to have a shit marathon.
Oh the irony...what perfect timing. I am reading this as I take a dump. Charmin ultra soft TP and butt wipes by my side.
OP - a clean ass is nothing to hang your head low about.
Must be a slow news day...
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