Here are some of my strategies when it comes to females.
1. On facebook (if she's popular): comment on a tagged photo "mai da-te-n pula mea fa panaramo" and add an adfly link to a youtube video. she deletes, no problem, do it again. when she freaks out let her boil out then just reply oh sorry must've clicked a trojan or something. I'll buy you a pizza to make up.
2. If I'm out with a girl and she's bitching around, I just hit her in the back of the head with the elbow. Really hard but not to pass out. Immediately I say howly shit! i'm so sorry babe are you okay? man... kiss her forehead, hug her really hard and swing, make her feel like she's your baby girl.
3. If I'm on the phone with her and I'm not gaining her interest I just interrupt her whatever she sais I say "fuck you [real fast] hold on a sec." and hang up. confuse + act like you don't need her.
4. If I'm in the bus or standing in line, I invade her space and act like I'm looking for somebody else, salute someone randomly on the street in a car whatever. Then tell sorry you're in my way.
5. if we're in the mall on mcdonalds and some idiot best fat friend of her calls her phone long conversation, I give her exactly 1 minute (i have chronograph watch), then I sit up take all my shit and leave (to the bathroom). When she calls me, I don't answer for like 20 seconds to make her anxious. Then I do say I'm in the bathroom what's your emergency?
I basically piss girls off, always! Don't know why but it makes them want me more. But bear in mind I have a girfriend for almost 4 years now, and all I do to this bitches I do for personal entertainment.
Like yesterday I was at Dominium Pizza and you actually see the cook throwing pizzas in the air. And I tell her holly shit oyu see that!?!?!? and she's like "what, the flying pizzas?" and I say (suddenly angry) "you applause the guy!" she throws me that "wtf you want?!" kind of eyebrow looking and slowly starts to applauses. very very empty. The I point the finger at her nose and say "you look like a fuckin penguin"
