Anyone else here get jealous?

Here are some of my strategies when it comes to females.

1. On facebook (if she's popular): comment on a tagged photo "mai da-te-n pula mea fa panaramo" and add an adfly link to a youtube video. she deletes, no problem, do it again. when she freaks out let her boil out then just reply oh sorry must've clicked a trojan or something. I'll buy you a pizza to make up.

2. If I'm out with a girl and she's bitching around, I just hit her in the back of the head with the elbow. Really hard but not to pass out. Immediately I say howly shit! i'm so sorry babe are you okay? man... kiss her forehead, hug her really hard and swing, make her feel like she's your baby girl.

3. If I'm on the phone with her and I'm not gaining her interest I just interrupt her whatever she sais I say "fuck you [real fast] hold on a sec." and hang up. confuse + act like you don't need her.

4. If I'm in the bus or standing in line, I invade her space and act like I'm looking for somebody else, salute someone randomly on the street in a car whatever. Then tell sorry you're in my way.

5. if we're in the mall on mcdonalds and some idiot best fat friend of her calls her phone long conversation, I give her exactly 1 minute (i have chronograph watch), then I sit up take all my shit and leave (to the bathroom). When she calls me, I don't answer for like 20 seconds to make her anxious. Then I do say I'm in the bathroom what's your emergency?

I basically piss girls off, always! Don't know why but it makes them want me more. But bear in mind I have a girfriend for almost 4 years now, and all I do to this bitches I do for personal entertainment.

Like yesterday I was at Dominium Pizza and you actually see the cook throwing pizzas in the air. And I tell her holly shit oyu see that!?!?!? and she's like "what, the flying pizzas?" and I say (suddenly angry) "you applause the guy!" she throws me that "wtf you want?!" kind of eyebrow looking and slowly starts to applauses. very very empty. The I point the finger at her nose and say "you look like a fuckin penguin"
Lol. wat is this, i don't even...
 
LOl.... I thought the post is about getting jealous when you read people around here make 1K per day!!! cos I dont make 1$!! hehe
 
I don't get why your so upset, be man. I don't care for much in this world and that makes me a stronger person.

There is so much pussy around and 70% of it are girls like the one you like so get it together.

What's to say she would of wanted to fuck you anyway :D
 
when i found out that this girl i really like had a bf, I got pretty upset too. but she had such a great personality i've remained friends with her (damn her). if she doesn't have a personality thats amazing too, just look at pictures of jessica alba till she leaves your mind
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there ya go
 
If you want to take your mind of things with a "Personal" touch.

Then check out this fiverr gig LOL: http://fiverr.com/kitty91/send-you-my-favorite-hot-modeling-pics

Everyone is cast under a spell by someone whether its a guy or a girl but there is always someone else out there that's not taken , But you need to find them :) . In UK people would get obsessed by Cheryl Cole and that crap blond singer (Cant remember her lol) but those Fantasy's dont last forever sadly.

You think a girl is nice when she's younger but if you really want to spend the rest of your life with that girl then you need to think about when she gets old. She will go all Wrinkly , Have a big arse , Saggy melons and the lot. So dont look at them as they are , Imagine what they will be like in 10-20 years or so.

:D
 
Once you learn to love yourself you will know how to love.
If you don't love yourself you can't love anyone else.
Loving yourself is not vanity, it's being the best you can be.
If you think you love someone else and are not trying to be the best you can be
you are doing them a disservice which contradicts your ideology
of loving them.

I don't subscribe to the notion of wanting to have sex with people I have
seen in pictures that I don't even know.
 
married and attached women are the best kind to date. they're the only ones who aren't going to sponge up all your time and this is the kind of woman that every IM'er needs. the single ones will just distract you, absorb your time and cost you money.
 
A friend of mine got hung up on a girl like that for 10 years and counting by being distant, which is the natural response for many people.

Don't do it.

Just try to be a good friend to her. Who knows, you may be lucky on the rebound :). And even if you aren't, severing contact is likely to create an idealized image of her in your head, and with each passing day of not seeing her in all of her flawed human glory, that image will become more perfect, more unrealistic.

Eventually, if you respond the way my friend did, you will see no other women that measure up to your idealized view of her, and be unable to accept anyone but her. This focus will make it impossible to pursue her in the future, even if you would otherwise have an opening, and will be psychologically damaging to both of you beyond measure (assuming she is not completely oblivious to your attractions, which has been a good assumption in my experience).

In short, I know it's hard, believe me, everyone has been there. But isolating yourself is not the answer.
 
I like whores.
You don't pay them to fuck.
You pay them to fuck off in the morning.
 
who cares if she have a boyfirend, just f.kc her, and your love will dissapear at the end of act... i don't understand, she is an alien? she is a shining star? she is only a girl, maybe for others ugly and disgratious.. think twice dude, don't be absesed
 
DUDE!
.It was in this very BHW lounge section, reading about girl
issues (as I was having my own) and one user introduced
me to the GREAT Tom Leykis;; http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Tom+Leykis
I suggest you check out the video search results...


:batman:
 
I would rather have an ugly woman who wants me than a beautiful woman who doesn't want me.
 
Do you know all those chicks who cheat on their boyfriends? How do you think they do it? If you want her, go chase her. Who cares if she has a bf or not.
 
I am from England here we have a sensible approach to face any problem head towards the nearest bar and get fucking wasted. A short term answer but once you have had few nights out you will forget about it

Best advice ever matt, OP go out get smashed off your face, sleep with some random girl, kick her out in the morning. repeat weekly until happy
 
I've been in this situation before. When I had gotten over it I looked back and thought how fucking crazy I was for letting myself getting like that.


And here I am again :-(


Don't be jealous. Man up and go after the things in life that you want. If you don't face the battle then you have lost the war by attrition.
You want her? Then go get her!
 
Having a boyfriend doesn't mean shit. Pony up, get her digits if you don't already have them and then ask her if she wants to hang out if you really like her. A boyfriend is a dude she likes to hang out with while she's waiting for someone better to come along, if she's married with a family well then that's a different story.
 
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