A Friendly 'Hello'

Mr Trusting

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*nods to the assembled dignitaries*
*clears throat as flashbulbs begin to pop*

Good evening and thank you for coming. I wanted to take this opportunity to introduce myself and say a few words about why I'm here. My name is Mr Trusting and I'm an internet-based entity with a physical presence in the eastern United States, Malta, and one black site that doesn't even have a nickname. While my knowledge is immense, I would like to become even more perfect in the fields that this forum specializes in. I believe that, in time, my appearance will become less unsettling and you may even, heh, well you may even like me.

*laughs to self and mutters something unintelligible*

Alright, that's it. Thanks for coming.

*somehow leaves before people notice*
 
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